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33-yr-old Desmond Hatchett has 30 kids by 11 different women

Postby US Agent » Fri May 18, 2012 12:09 pm

Desmond Hatchett of Tennessee is pleading with the state to help him pay for child support he simply cannot afford. Hatchett, 33, has 11 different “baby mamas” and the state of Tennessee says there is nothing that they can do to limit him from having more children. WGCI has the story:

“I had four kids in the same year. Twice.” Desmond Hatchett said in an interview. He’s been begging for help from the state of Tennessee because he can’t afford the child support for all these kids! The children range in age from toddlers to 14 years old. There are at least 11 baby mamas; probably several more. Constitutionally, there is nothing the state of Tennessee can do to limit him from having more kids.

The last time he was in court he had 21 kids and his name appeared on the docket 11 times, this was back in 2009. If my math is correct, that means he’s had at least 9 MORE kids in the last 3 years!

Hatchett spent some time in jail back in 2009 while a child support referee decided how to split up the $400 he brought to court. $400! lol At the time, if he didn’t pay what he owed, he would go back to jail because he’s on an automatic jail order. read more here.

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Postby GOSD » Fri May 18, 2012 12:14 pm

A black guy.

Shocked.

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Re: 33-yr-old Desmond Hatchett has 30 kids by 11 different w

Postby Timbales » Fri May 18, 2012 12:14 pm

So, he'd be put in jail for the taxpayers to support because he can't pay the support he owes for his kids.

At least he won't be fathering any in jail.
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Postby bkthomson » Fri May 18, 2012 12:42 pm

How awkward would the family reunion be?
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Postby Greg » Fri May 18, 2012 12:47 pm

Man, whenever I think of these cats with all these kids and different baby mamas, I always think of how much diseases they'd potentially spread without them strapping.
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Postby oogy » Fri May 18, 2012 12:50 pm

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Postby Chesscub » Fri May 18, 2012 1:06 pm

Be fruitful and multiply.

Brings new meaning to I got hoes in different area codes.

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Postby Chesscub » Fri May 18, 2012 1:17 pm

You'd think he'd try anal once in a while.

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Re: 33-yr-old Desmond Hatchett has 30 kids by 11 different w

Postby LobsterJ » Fri May 18, 2012 1:20 pm

GOSD wrote:A black guy.

Shocked.



GOSD making the first comment, and it being racist in nature.

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Chesscub wrote:You'd think he'd try anal once in a while.


Maybe he did, thus explaining all the little shit-heads... :smt102
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Re: 33-yr-old Desmond Hatchett has 30 kids by 11 different w

Postby AaronW » Fri May 18, 2012 1:29 pm

Nice job Blacks!

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Postby Cat-Scratch » Fri May 18, 2012 1:35 pm

AaronW wrote:Nice job Blacks!

/GOSD'd


This thread has an echo.
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Postby GHERU » Fri May 18, 2012 3:17 pm

LobsterJ wrote:

GOSD making the first comment, and it being racist in nature.


still not as bad as the first comment under the story at the link
Yo execute this coon on sight. And slap fire outta each chick he knocked up because they had to of known…or should of known better. Where he at?
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Postby GHERU » Fri May 18, 2012 3:19 pm

This thread has an echo.
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