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Starlord, you suck!

Postby Eli Katz » Sat May 19, 2012 4:49 am

In more ways than one, obviously. But you suck, generally speaking, because you no longer post here really late at night on weekends. What's wrong with you? Where's the flirtatious insomniac? Huh? You better have a good excuse for these late-night absences.

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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby ThatGuyRoman » Sat May 19, 2012 5:05 am

Maybe he invested in one of those real dolls.

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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Eli Katz » Sat May 19, 2012 5:24 am

Maybe, but I'd suspect DMM of that before Brian.

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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat May 19, 2012 6:20 am

That fleshlight must be getting a real workout.

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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby sdsichero » Sat May 19, 2012 1:59 pm

Eli Katz wrote:In more ways than one, obviously. But you suck, generally speaking, because you no longer post here really late at night on weekends. What's wrong with you? Where's the flirtatious insomniac? Huh? You better have a good excuse for these late-night absences.


He hates us. :cry:
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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat May 19, 2012 3:41 pm

He does not suck.

He slurps. Also, he smacks his lips.

:smt011
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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby sdsichero » Sat May 19, 2012 3:47 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:He does not suck.

He slurps. Also, he smacks his lips.

:smt011

^ And that's just the first time he went to town on the pussy
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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat May 19, 2012 3:52 pm

sdsichero wrote:^ And that's just the first time he went to town on the pussy


You really need to find someone else to stalk.

This is most likely why Starlord is rarely here anymore. You always following and watching him.

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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby sdsichero » Sat May 19, 2012 6:58 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
You really need to find someone else to stalk.

This is most likely why Starlord is rarely here anymore. You always following and watching him.

:smt011


Sorry I didn't mean to be there on your first date.
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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat May 19, 2012 7:11 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Sorry I didn't mean to be there on your first date.


You should be sorry. You ruined our moment. :smt011
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Starlord » Sat May 19, 2012 9:52 pm

You people keep getting weirder and weirder. :smt011
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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat May 19, 2012 10:23 pm

Starlord wrote:You people keep getting weirder and weirder. :smt011


Now you just blow.
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\

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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby holtom2000 » Sat May 19, 2012 10:24 pm

Remind me ... Was star lord newsarama!??

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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat May 19, 2012 10:28 pm

holtom2000 wrote:Remind me ... Was star lord newsarama!??


Yes. He was. Then Brady sold him to Imaginova and he went to hell. DoubleHelix was like his dominatrix, but it just did not work at all well. Then Jude found him, abandoned and recoded him for this place. But since Jude is like Hank Pym...
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\

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Re: Starlord, you suck!

Postby Zenguru » Sun May 20, 2012 2:52 am

ThatGuyRoman wrote:Maybe he invested in one of those real dolls.

He did! It looks just like Zechs! Well, it did when he got it.

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