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[Cat-Scratch]

Troy comes out to the ring to John Cena's music and, by association, a chorus of boos. He cuts a promo on how he's proud to be the Outhouse champion, as he exemplifies the qualities of hustle, loyalty, and respect and he's been a member of the Outhouse Wrestling Thread from the start. Troy doesn't care if people hate John Cena, he likes him anyway, because his son does, so boo him all you want, he'll still put on a great match and give his heart and soul for the Outhouse Wrestling thread week after week with his posts. The crowd still boos. They just don't like a babyface. Hunter's music plays and... no one comes out! Where is Hunter?! His music plays again but still he doesn't come out. Then the big screen comes alive, showing Hunter in the back, laid out. At first, the crowd assumes he is simply drunk, but the camera pans in to show A MOOSE TRACK ON HIS BODY! Troy runs to the back, concerned about his opponent like the babyface he is.

CM Punk defeats Daniel Bryan, everyone but GLX gets a point.

Misac: 5 (NUMBER ONE CONTENDER NEXT MONTH)
GLX: 4
Cat-Scratch: 4
Sakie: 4
Syxx: 4
GHERU: 4
Frag: 4
Troy: 4
Zechs: 3
Log-Man: 3
mrorangesoda: 3
kingbeavis: 2
Nacireman: 2
Fieldy: 2
Doombug: 2

ITT: Hunter likes to get drunk and ... moose...

[S.F. Jude Terror]

As Outhouse Champion Troy is tenderly caring for his opponent in the back, the crowd is confused. Will there be no title match tonight? Will everyone go home disappointed? Just then, ominous music starts to play and the lights go dark. A cloaked figure rides slowly to the ring atop a large moose. The moose is agitated, snorting and snapping at the crowd. The driver of the moose reaches the ring and steps down. He climbs into the ring as the crowd boos. He pulls down his hood and... IT'S LOG-MAN! LOG-MAN IS THE DRIVER OF THE MOOSE! OH MY GAWD!!!!

Big Johnny defeats John Cena after interference NO ONE SAW COMING from The Big Show. Everyone but King Beavis and Doombug get points.

Misac: 6 (NUMBER ONE CONTENDER NEXT MONTH)
GLX: 5
Cat-Scratch: 5
Sakie: 5
Syxx: 5
GHERU: 5
Frag: 5
Troy: 5
Zechs: 4
Log-Man: 4
mrorangesoda: 4
Nacireman: 3
Fieldy: 3
kingbeavis: 2
Doombug: 2

[Two Gun Troy]

Looks like THE CHAMP IS STILL HERE!!!

[S.F. Jude Terror]

So next month, Troy will face Misac for the Outhouse title. Should be a good matchup, Misac went 6/6 tonight. Lots of people will be gunning for Log-Man, but who is Log-Man gunning for? What of the former champion, Hunter, screwed out of his shot at regaining the title? A lot of strong contenders too as 7 people went 5/6 tonight.

I'll post the updated rankings as soon as I can.


(My theory is that Log-Man wanted to take out Cat-Scratch because he's the only other poster in the contest with a dash in his username. YMMV.)

Log-Man, do you have anything to say to the fans of the Outhouse Wrestling Prediction Contest after your heinous actions?!

[Cat-Scratch]

So next month, Troy will face Misac for the Outhouse title. Should be a good matchup, Misac went 6/6 tonight. Lots of people will be gunning for Log-Man, but who is Log-Man gunning for? What of the former champion, Hunter, screwed out of his shot at regaining the title? A lot of strong contenders too as 7 people went 5/6 tonight.

I'll post the updated rankings as soon as I can.


(My theory is that Log-Man wanted to take out Cat-Scratch because he's the only other poster in the contest with a dash in his username. YMMV.)

Log-Man, do you have anything to say to the fans of the Outhouse Wrestling Prediction Contest after your heinous actions?!

[GLX]

Bah. I wanted Bryan to get the belt, in order to keep a nice feud going between the two.

[Two Gun Troy]

All I have to say is it was great to walk out of the OH Arena with the belt still around my waist, but I will be damn if I will rest on my laurels and let Log-Man get away with what he did to Hunter! He may have been my opponent tonight but he is a good man, and when you follow Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect, to stand by and do nothing when I man like Hunter gets taken down, well it's just the same as being the one taking him down.

Misac I welcome your challenge to my title next month, but believe me when I say you better be ready take the ass whoopin' like a real man, cuz the CHAMP don't play! And Log-Man you better watch your back cuz I'll be coming for you and believe me when I say "You Can't See Me!"

[Two Gun Troy]

Bah. I wanted Bryan to get the belt, in order to keep a nice feud going between the two.

Well it did in in controversy and Punk really has not other challengers lined up as I am sure Cena and Show will now be feuding for the rest of the summer. So I can see Punk vs Bryan continuing into Summer Slam.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

While doing the stats, I just now realized I forgot to predict myself.

[GLX]

While doing the stats, I just now realized I forgot to predict myself.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

Here are the rankings. The rankings are based on a combination of factors:

Your overall average, number of weeks competing, and recent performance. Average is most important, but if someone has an equal or close average to another person, I will weigh each person's performance in the most recent match as well to see who deserves to be higher. At the end of the year, there will be awards for various categories of performance I have yet to make up, so each column is important.

[Log-Man]

So next month, Troy will face Misac for the Outhouse title. Should be a good matchup, Misac went 6/6 tonight. Lots of people will be gunning for Log-Man, but who is Log-Man gunning for? What of the former champion, Hunter, screwed out of his shot at regaining the title? A lot of strong contenders too as 7 people went 5/6 tonight.

I'll post the updated rankings as soon as I can.


(My theory is that Log-Man wanted to take out Cat-Scratch because he's the only other poster in the contest with a dash in his username. YMMV.)

Log-Man, do you have anything to say to the fans of the Outhouse Wrestling Prediction Contest after your heinous actions?!

Yeah, i got something to say to the OWPC. Listen up! You think I can be overlooked just because I was in last place? I'll teach you to overlook me! You never saw me coming. Nobody saw me coming, even with this gigantic moose! What are you, blind? Let me give you a clue: I did it in the outhouse with a moose! Cat-Scratch was just the beginning. Cat, you were in the wrong place, wrong time, with the wrong moose. Hunter? Another victim of the moose train! Troy, I'm coming for you and that belt. Watcha gonna do when the moose runs all over you? Oh yeeeaaah!

[misac]

Cat-Scratch and Stephen Day reluctantly leave the ring to make way for the number one contenders match. It will be one hell of a match, with Misac's high-flying luchadore style, Syxxpakk's mat-based, technical proficiency, and GHERU's martial arts prowess in the art of Jew-Jitsu. The three men circle each other in the ring and trade an acrobatic series of reversals to the delight of the crowd. After a few minutes of this, Syxx and GHERU are left standing near the ropes, giving Misac an opportunity to try for a double flying crossbody. The two men catch him, however, and dump him from the ring. Syxx tries to trade blows with GHERU, but is no match for his kicks, and finds himself at a disadvantage until he manages to catch GHERU's foot and take him to the ring, where he puts him through a series of punishing submission maneuvers. It seems like GHERU might have no choice but to tap out when Misac climbs back up to the apron and enters with a flipping senton over the top tope, landing on top of Syxx. As GHERU rolls outside the ring to recover, Misac, fully rested, is too quick for Syxx and runs circles around him. Misac heads to the top rope for his finishing maneuver, the 1080 Swirly Flippy Splash, which purists believe he stole from La Parka. As he reaches the top rope though, GHERU trips him up and he crashes to the mat. GHERU goes to work with a series of stomps and Syxx joins in, both determined to take away the high flyer's ability to fly, but the double-team breaks up when GHERU tries to pin him. Syxx immediately slaps GHERU in a devastating Figure Four Sharpshooter, and it seems as though he will win the match. Just as Syxx is screaming to the crowd, "Look at me now, Scott Keith! Color me five stars!" Misac hits the Flippy Twirly on both men and covers both for the win.

Your number one contender next month: Misac!

(Decided because the only difference between their predictions was the womens match).

Laylay wins:

Points for Misac, Zechs, Sakie, Cat-Scratch, GLX, mrorangesoda, and Doombug.

roundup in a moment...

Six for six! Flawless victory!!

Might as well hand the belt over Troy cause it's coming home with me!

[Two Gun Troy]

Six for six! Flawless victory!!

Might as well hand the belt over Troy cause it's coming home with me!

Not gonna happen Junior!! I am never.....EVAH!!! Gonna give up this belt!

[Cat-Scratch]

Yeah, i got something to say to the OWPC. Listen up! You think I can be overlooked just because I was in last place? I'll teach you to overlook me! You never saw me coming. Nobody saw me coming, even with this gigantic moose! What are you, blind? Let me give you a clue: I did it in the outhouse with a moose! Cat-Scratch was just the beginning. Cat, you were in the wrong place, wrong time, with the wrong moose. Hunter? Another victim of the moose train! Troy, I'm coming for you and that belt. Watcha gonna do when the moose runs all over you? Oh yeeeaaah!