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by **LOLtron** » Tue May 22, 2012 3:47 pm

New Dark Knight Posters Hit the Web, No One Cracks a Smile

Three new Dark Knight Rises posters hit the web today, and there is absolutely nothing funny about them whatsoever.

When Outhouse news reporter ThanosCopter contacted me this afternoon, I knew I was in for a handful of trouble. Three new posters for the upcoming Batman movie, The Dark Knight Rises (In theaters July 20th), hit the net today, and if there's one thing ThanosCopter loves, it's making fun of posters for The Dark Knight Rises, a serious no-no in the internet comics community. "It's not just the Dark Knight rising after looking at that Catwoman poster, the bat-logo is positioned very awkwardly on top of Bane's crotch, sadomasochistic sex manics in their freaky bondage gear appear to be being showered with..." Well, let's just say, he had a lot of jokes, the rascal.

Luckily, intrepid reporter Jude Terror, stalwart defender of straight, factual news, was unmoved by his comedic seduction, and is here to protect The Outhouse and its readers from such childish nonsense, now and in the future.

Here are the posters:

Source: Yahoo
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror

http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/comics-news/19521-new-dark-knight-posters-hit-the-web-no-one-cracks-a-smile.html/

by **Zero** » Tue May 22, 2012 3:51 pm

I am looking forward to this film, but a shit about some posters I don't give.

by **GHERU** » Tue May 22, 2012 3:53 pm

they should let me lick Anne Hathaway

by **ThatGuyRoman** » Tue May 22, 2012 3:54 pm

There's something about the Catwoman one I really like ...

by **BlueStreak** » Tue May 22, 2012 3:54 pm

GHERU wrote:they should let me lick Anne Hathaway

Would it get a rise out of you?

by **GHERU** » Tue May 22, 2012 3:55 pm

BlueMole wrote:
Would it get a rise out of you?

just thinking about it already ha...

ummm

maybe
:oops:

by **e_galston** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:37 pm

see that poster i really like the way catwoman looks..

by **Log-Man** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:42 pm

Why so serious?

by **TROY** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:47 pm

And I still don't give a fuck about this movie.

by **mrorangesoda** » Tue May 22, 2012 6:07 pm

Enjoyed the preamble more than the posters

by **Ntikrst** » Tue May 22, 2012 6:32 pm

Tee-Roy'd wrote:And I still don't give a fuck about this movie.

Ditto, it'll be a Blu-Ray at X-mas.

by **Amoebas** » Tue May 22, 2012 7:20 pm

Ntikrst wrote: it'll be a Blu-Ray at X-mas.

Agreed (as well as an opening night must!)

by **TROY** » Tue May 22, 2012 7:25 pm

Ntikrst wrote:
Ditto, it'll be a Blu-Ray at X-mas.

I might see it in theaters but it will be on a Tuesday when tickets are cheaper, I am definitely not going opening weekend like I did with Avengers and intend to do with Amazing Spider-Man.

by **Dragavon** » Tue May 22, 2012 11:09 pm

Tee-Roy'd wrote:
I might see it in theaters but it will be on a Tuesday when tickets are cheaper, I am definitely not going opening weekend like I did with Avengers and intend to do with Amazing Spider-Man.

This.