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Postby Kolimar » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:25 pm

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Postby Timbales » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:26 pm

Newt Gingrich is trying to say he's a Washington outsider.
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Postby Schlemmer » Wed Feb 29, 2012 6:19 pm

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

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Kermit the Frog's fingers
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Postby Schlemmer » Tue May 01, 2012 5:06 pm

Q: What do you call 1 white man surrounded by 20 indians?
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Postby spidertour02 » Tue May 15, 2012 2:46 pm

My favorite line from Gran Torino ...

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'Get the fuck outta here.'"
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Postby Wisdom000 » Tue May 15, 2012 4:59 pm

What do you call a black man who sells drugs?

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