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Starscream yells, "Insignificant human, trying to imitate your betters," and begins to fire at Roy Fokker. Roy launches his VF-0 Phoenix and Starscream follows into the skies. The arms of the Phoenix and ability to fire in directions other than straight forward proves to be the decisive factor in the dogfight and Starsceam finds himself falling out of the sly on fire.

Roy Fokker then turns his Phoenix around and begins to search for some place familiar to land it. As he begins to run out of gas he spots an aircraft carrier. He receives emergency permission to land on the deck. Just as he is ready to take off again, the sea erupts next to the ship. Rising out of the ocean is:



The Kraken

"What the?--" Fokker asks himself. The Kraken sees the little jet and swats at it, barely missing it. Fokker unleashes a bunch of heat seekers and blows a chunk out of the Kraken's midriff. The Kraken picks up a piece of the carrier deck and throws it at Fokker, knocking him for a loop. Just before hitting the water, the Phoenix unfolds and goes into GERWALK mode. Skating loops around the Kraken and shooting its Gatling gun, blood starts to fling out of the Kraken. Fokker also then notices that the hole he blew in the creature was almost closed up. Going all out, Fokker goes in close and fires his Mauler laser and launches a slew of Raytheon Erlikon GH-30B micromissles. This blows off one arm from the Kraken, which hits Fokker's cockpit temporarily blinding him.

Two of the Kraken's other arms whip out and smash the Phoenix. Fokker goes out of control, his stabilizers broken and swinging around. "Time for a temporary retreat" Fokker mutters to himself "Gotta come back to pick up survivors though... and perhaps I'll bring a 'Monster' to help me with this monster"

Fokker flies a crooked line away, trailing smoke.

Winner: The Kraken

Wounded but healing, The Kraken dives and swims back home. When he surfaces, near the rocky shores of Crete, he hears a shrill cry. Lightning rains down from the sky and he looks up to see:

vs. King Ghidorah

[Stephen Day]

"What the?--" Fokker asks himself. The Kraken sees the little jet and swats at it, barely missing it. Fokker unleashes a bunch of heat seekers and blows a chunk out of the Kraken's midriff. The Kraken picks up a piece of the carrier deck and throws it at Fokker, knocking him for a loop. Just before hitting the water, the Phoenix unfolds and goes into GERWALK mode. Skating loops around the Kraken and shooting its Gatling gun, blood starts to fling out of the Kraken. Fokker also then notices that the hole he blew in the creature was almost closed up. Going all out, Fokker goes in close and fires his Mauler laser and launches a slew of Raytheon Erlikon GH-30B micromissles. This blows off one arm from the Kraken, which hits Fokker's cockpit temporarily blinding him.

Two of the Kraken's other arms whip out and smash the Phoenix. Fokker goes out of control, his stabilizers broken and swinging around. "Time for a temporary retreat" Fokker mutters to himself "Gotta come back to pick up survivors though... and perhaps I'll bring a 'Monster' to help me with this monster"

Fokker flies a crooked line away, trailing smoke.

Winner: The Kraken

Wounded but healing, The Kraken dives and swims back home. When he surfaces, near the rocky shores of Crete, he hears a shrill cry. Lightning rains down from the sky and he looks up to see:

vs. King Ghidorah

The Kraken dives underwater to escape the fire and energy breath blasts unleashed by Ghidorah. As the Kraken moves underwater his flying foe follows from above. The Kraken waits for Ghidorah to fly close enough to the water's surface. When the moment comes, it turns and rushes to the surface. It flies out of the water and grabs Ghidirah, attempting to drag his foe underwater. A titanic struggle begins at this point as one of Ghidorah's heads latches onto the Kraken's neck, chocking it, and his wings begin to beat heavily, trying to keep the Kraken from dragging him underwater. As hours pass, the Kraken begins to weaken while Ghidorah's wings stay strong. Finally the Kraken slips underwater, unconscious.

After seeing The Kraken sink into the depths Ghidorah flies away. At one point he finds himself surrounded by a series of strange lights. After the lights fade away he sees a volcanic island in front of him. After landing at the volcano's steaming rim he looks around and sees a figure climbing up the steep slopes toward him. It's:



He-Man

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The Kraken dives underwater to escape the fire and energy breath blasts unleashed by Ghidorah. As the Kraken moves underwater his flying foe follows from above. The Kraken waits for Ghidorah to fly close enough to the water's surface. When the moment comes, it turns and rushes to the surface. It flies out of the water and grabs Ghidirah, attempting to drag his foe underwater. A titanic struggle begins at this point as one of Ghidorah's heads latches onto the Kraken's neck, chocking it, and his wings begin to beat heavily, trying to keep the Kraken from dragging him underwater. As hours pass, the Kraken begins to weaken while Ghidorah's wings stay strong. Finally the Kraken slips underwater, unconscious.

After seeing The Kraken sink into the depths Ghidorah flies away. At one point he finds himself surrounded by a series of strange lights. After the lights fade away he sees a volcanic island in front of him. After landing at the volcano's steaming rim he looks around and sees a figure climbing up the steep slopes toward him. It's:



He-Man

In a normal fight, even with his magic weapon, He-Man would likely lose.

However, this time around Ghidorah was more drained by his fight with the Kraken than he earlier thought. Ghidorah leaps into the air and unleashes a blast. He-Man's snake armor springs into place and he shields himself from any damage.

Taking a deep breath, He-Man unleashes a full windstorm on Ghidorah and knocks the weakened beast, impaling one wing on a sharp rock. He-Man shouts a cry "By the Power of Grayskull!" calling on the power of King Grayskull and chops the beast's three heads off.

Winner: He-Man

It wasn't a graceful victory though as blood shoots all around He-Man, he tumbles down the side of the volcano. He lands among the rubble of a city. "Is this Eternia?" He asks himself. He looks up to see a broken moon.

He the hears an electric sound and a bright light.

vs. Thundarr

[Stephen Day]

In a normal fight, even with his magic weapon, He-Man would likely lose.

However, this time around Ghidorah was more drained by his fight with the Kraken than he earlier thought. Ghidorah leaps into the air and unleashes a blast. He-Man's snake armor springs into place and he shields himself from any damage.

Taking a deep breath, He-Man unleashes a full windstorm on Ghidorah and knocks the weakened beast, impaling one wing on a sharp rock. He-Man shouts a cry "By the Power of Grayskull!" calling on the power of King Grayskull and chops the beast's three heads off.

Winner: He-Man

It wasn't a graceful victory though as blood shoots all around He-Man, he tumbles down the side of the volcano. He lands among the rubble of a city. "Is this Eternia?" He asks himself. He looks up to see a broken moon.

He the hears an electric sound and a bright light.

vs. Thundarr

This would be huge fight, lasting hours as the swords of the two warriors clash time after time. It finally ends as the magic of Thudarr's sunsword finally cuts through He-Man's sword. Now weaponless, He-Man surrenders, ending the fight.

As Thudarr watches on, He-Man's sword rises off the ground and reassembles itself as both He-Man and the sword vanish in a blinding flash of light. When Thundarr is able to see again, he sees that he is standing in the middle of a broad plain that is covered in bones. Standing not far away is:



Arwen Undómiel

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This would be huge fight, lasting hours as the swords of the two warriors clash time after time. It finally ends as the magic of Thudarr's sunsword finally cuts through He-Man's sword. Now weaponless, He-Man surrenders, ending the fight.

As Thudarr watches on, He-Man's sword rises off the ground and reassembles itself as both He-Man and the sword vanish in a blinding flash of light. When Thundarr is able to see again, he sees that he is standing in the middle of a broad plain that is covered in bones. Standing not far away is:



Arwen Undómiel

"Murderer!" Arwen screams, mistaking the skeletons at He-Man's as his victims. She pulls out a small knife and charges toward Thundarr. "My people" she cries and narrowly misses him as he dodges.

"Lady, I..." he raises his hands innocently, but notices his Sunsword still blazing in his hands. "You shall pay" she yells at him. Then starts mumbling something incomprehensible. Thundarr sheathes his weapon and walks toward Arwen. "She reminds me of Ariel... but...lighter" he thinks to himself.

Just then a huge wave of water slams in Thundarr, sweeping him away. "I hate baths!!!' he screams as the water takes him over a cliff.

Winner: Arwen Undómiel

Arwen weeps, She feels the temperature change and opens her eyes. She finds herself still among bones, but in a more cavernous place.

"Welcome" says a strong female voice.

Arwen faces...

vs. Brunnhilde (Valkyrie)

[Stephen Day]

"Murderer!" Arwen screams, mistaking the skeletons at He-Man's as his victims. She pulls out a small knife and charges toward Thundarr. "My people" she cries and narrowly misses him as he dodges.

"Lady, I..." he raises his hands innocently, but notices his Sunsword still blazing in his hands. "You shall pay" she yells at him. Then starts mumbling something incomprehensible. Thundarr sheathes his weapon and walks toward Arwen. "She reminds me of Ariel... but...lighter" he thinks to himself.

Just then a huge wave of water slams in Thundarr, sweeping him away. "I hate baths!!!' he screams as the water takes him over a cliff.

Winner: Arwen Undómiel

Arwen weeps, She feels the temperature change and opens her eyes. She finds herself still among bones, but in a more cavernous place.

"Welcome" says a strong female voice.

Arwen faces...

vs. Brunnhilde (Valkyrie)

Fearing that she is under attack, Arwen attacks, but Brunnhilde blocks the sword strike with her own sword. The two women trade blows back and forth until they lose track of time. Finally, the two combatants back away from one another, swords still held up defensively. This allows Arwen to cast a spell. A gust of wind suddenly blows through the cavern, knocking Brunnhilde off of her feet and against a wall. Arwen springs forward and lowers her sword to Brunnhilde's neck. Brunhilde raises her arms in surrender.

Arwen allows Brunnhilde to get to her feet. As Brunnhilde is doing so, Arwen finds herself enveloped in a blinding light. When she can see again, she finds herself in a hallway of a small, military, WWII era submarine. Standing a few feet away from her is:



The Shadow

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Fearing that she is under attack, Arwen attacks, but Brunnhilde blocks the sword strike with her own sword. The two women trade blows back and forth until they lose track of time. Finally, the two combatants back away from one another, swords still held up defensively. This allows Arwen to cast a spell. A gust of wind suddenly blows through the cavern, knocking Brunnhilde off of her feet and against a wall. Arwen springs forward and lowers her sword to Brunnhilde's neck. Brunhilde raises her arms in surrender.

Arwen allows Brunnhilde to get to her feet. As Brunnhilde is doing so, Arwen finds herself enveloped in a blinding light. When she can see again, she finds herself in a hallway of a small, military, WWII era submarine. Standing a few feet away from her is:



The Shadow

Arwen is confused... what is this metal prison? Her momentary confusion is enough to let The Shadow slip away. Arwen hears the creepy sound of laughter echoing all around her. She also feels like she is rising.

She hears a loud crack and feels something bounce off of her. A small sxplosion erupts on the glass near her. What the? The Shadow wonders as he see his bullet bounce off of Arwen (and her mithril blouse). Arwen tries to make her way around her new surroundings, while the Shadow jumps around nimbly. He brings the sub up to the surface and opens the hatch. He then directs the sub to submerge while he runs up and through the hatch.

Arwen goes down with the ship.

Winner: The Shadow

It's night and The Shadow swims to the rocky shore. Escaping from the cold, The Shadow gets inside of the nearby lighthouse. He makes his way to the top of the light house when the light goes out. He's surrounded by thick black fog...

There awaits... The Shroud

[Stephen Day]

Arwen is confused... what is this metal prison? Her momentary confusion is enough to let The Shadow slip away. Arwen hears the creepy sound of laughter echoing all around her. She also feels like she is rising.

She hears a loud crack and feels something bounce off of her. A small sxplosion erupts on the glass near her. What the? The Shadow wonders as he see his bullet bounce off of Arwen (and her mithril blouse). Arwen tries to make her way around her new surroundings, while the Shadow jumps around nimbly. He brings the sub up to the surface and opens the hatch. He then directs the sub to submerge while he runs up and through the hatch.

Arwen goes down with the ship.

Winner: The Shadow

It's night and The Shadow swims to the rocky shore. Escaping from the cold, The Shadow gets inside of the nearby lighthouse. He makes his way to the top of the light house when the light goes out. He's surrounded by thick black fog...

There awaits... The Shroud

Having similar powers, both men slip into the shadows and try to both avoid the attacks of their foe while trying to attack themselves. This goes on for a few minutes before the Shadow spots an opening. He moves in to throw a punch but is surprised when his fist passes right through the shadowy form of what he thought was his foe. The Shroud, seeing the Shadow fall for his Darkforce decoy moves in and tackles the Shadow. The two men roll around trying to pin the other. Finally, the Shroud ends up on top and throws punch after punch until the Shadow is unconscious.

As the Shroud rises to his feet, the lighthouse collapses. The Shroud leaps and jumps around, attempting to avoid the debris that is falling all around him. After a while he finds himself free falling. He lands with a splurt on some sort of swampy surface. He rises to his feet and realizes he is on a small island in the middle of a large marsh. Rising out of the water not far from him is:



Chris Taylor

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Having similar powers, both men slip into the shadows and try to both avoid the attacks of their foe while trying to attack themselves. This goes on for a few minutes before the Shadow spots an opening. He moves in to throw a punch but is surprised when his fist passes right through the shadowy form of what he thought was his foe. The Shroud, seeing the Shadow fall for his Darkforce decoy moves in and tackles the Shadow. The two men roll around trying to pin the other. Finally, the Shroud ends up on top and throws punch after punch until the Shadow is unconscious.

As the Shroud rises to his feet, the lighthouse collapses. The Shroud leaps and jumps around, attempting to avoid the debris that is falling all around him. After a while he finds himself free falling. He lands with a splurt on some sort of swampy surface. He rises to his feet and realizes he is on a small island in the middle of a large marsh. Rising out of the water not far from him is:



Chris Taylor

The Shadow, master of stealth tries to dive into the muck to hide himself. Taylor, already on his last nerves, sees the splash and unloads a clip into the marsh. Unfortunately for the Shadow, the part of the marsh is very shallow *splush splush splush* Taylor screams out and fires. His gun is a bit clogged from the mud, but he clears it out, and take down The Dark Avenger.

Winner: Chris Taylor

After the last bullet disappears into the mud, there is a huge popping sound. "Gas bubble?" Taylor wonders. Suddenly he is sucked into the marsh, losing his gun, and ends up falling through the ground, and landing in a humid jungle full of plant life.

Taylor hears a loud roar and sees a trail of smoke not that far away. BOOM he hears an explosion, sounded like a jet crashing. Suddenly, something casts a shadow. Looking up he sees a parascute get caught in the tree canpoy. Landing is...

Topper Harley

[Stephen Day]

The Shadow, master of stealth tries to dive into the muck to hide himself. Taylor, already on his last nerves, sees the splash and unloads a clip into the marsh. Unfortunately for the Shadow, the part of the marsh is very shallow *splush splush splush* Taylor screams out and fires. His gun is a bit clogged from the mud, but he clears it out, and take down The Dark Avenger.

Winner: Chris Taylor

After the last bullet disappears into the mud, there is a huge popping sound. "Gas bubble?" Taylor wonders. Suddenly he is sucked into the marsh, losing his gun, and ends up falling through the ground, and landing in a humid jungle full of plant life.

Taylor hears a loud roar and sees a trail of smoke not that far away. BOOM he hears an explosion, sounded like a jet crashing. Suddenly, something casts a shadow. Looking up he sees a parascute get caught in the tree canpoy. Landing is...

Topper Harley

Topper releases the catch on his parachute and lands in front of Chris Taylor. He looks at Taylor, nods and says, "Hey." Taylor nods back unsure of where he is or who this is that just dropped in front of him. "Sorry man," Topper says, "but my orders are to kill everybody I find here. I hate to kill somebody with a rugged, good looking face like yours, but orders are orders."

Taylor then finds himself diving for cover as Topper pulls a huge gun out of who knows where and begin to fire while screaming incoherently. When a break comes in the firing, Taylor charges out of cover and tackles Topper. He wrestles the gun away from Topper, but before he can fire Topper pulls a bow, once again out of who knows where, grabs a ground fowl from out of the bush, pulls the bird into the bow as a makeshift arrow and fires it into Taylor's chest, killing him.

As Topper retrieves his gun explosions erupt all around him, causing him to dive for cover. When the explosions stop he lifts his head and sees that he is now in the middle of a grassy plain. Standing not far from him is



Tyr Anasazi

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Topper releases the catch on his parachute and lands in front of Chris Taylor. He looks at Taylor, nods and says, "Hey." Taylor nods back unsure of where he is or who this is that just dropped in front of him. "Sorry man," Topper says, "but my orders are to kill everybody I find here. I hate to kill somebody with a rugged, good looking face like yours, but orders are orders."

Taylor then finds himself diving for cover as Topper pulls a huge gun out of who knows where and begin to fire while screaming incoherently. When a break comes in the firing, Taylor charges out of cover and tackles Topper. He wrestles the gun away from Topper, but before he can fire Topper pulls a bow, once again out of who knows where, grabs a ground fowl from out of the bush, pulls the bird into the bow as a makeshift arrow and fires it into Taylor's chest, killing him.

As Topper retrieves his gun explosions erupt all around him, causing him to dive for cover. When the explosions stop he lifts his head and sees that he is now in the middle of a grassy plain. Standing not far from him is



Tyr Anasazi

"Kill everyone" Topper mutters to himself and lunges at Tyr. Topper winds back and lays a punch onto Tyr's jaw. Unfazed, Tyr returns the favor with his genetically enhanced fist.

This almost knocks out Topper and he realizes he may be physically outmatched. Topper does another lunge but it is a fake, and he ends up running as fast as he can through the grassy plain. Tyr catches up to him and tackles him. They both roll down a slight hill and end up sprawled at the bottom.

Topper plunges his hand into the grass and yanks out another chicken. Grabbing the fowl by the legs, he stabs it's beak into the chest of Tyr. Tyr falls in pain. Standing tall, hands raised, Topper exclaims "Winning!"

This is when he gets a kick to the groin and boneblades tearing into his neck.

Winning! Tyr Anasazi

Tyr hears the faint rush of water nearby. Feeling the need to wash himself off and for a drink of water, he enters a small hidden cave, where he sees a small natural spring.

In that cave is Worf, son of Mogh

[Stephen Day]

"Kill everyone" Topper mutters to himself and lunges at Tyr. Topper winds back and lays a punch onto Tyr's jaw. Unfazed, Tyr returns the favor with his genetically enhanced fist.

This almost knocks out Topper and he realizes he may be physically outmatched. Topper does another lunge but it is a fake, and he ends up running as fast as he can through the grassy plain. Tyr catches up to him and tackles him. They both roll down a slight hill and end up sprawled at the bottom.

Topper plunges his hand into the grass and yanks out another chicken. Grabbing the fowl by the legs, he stabs it's beak into the chest of Tyr. Tyr falls in pain. Standing tall, hands raised, Topper exclaims "Winning!"

This is when he gets a kick to the groin and boneblades tearing into his neck.

Winning! Tyr Anasazi

Tyr hears the faint rush of water nearby. Feeling the need to wash himself off and for a drink of water, he enters a small hidden cave, where he sees a small natural spring.

In that cave is Worf, son of Mogh

Worf and Tyr end up eating together as they try and figure out how they both got here. They come to the conclusion that some force has thrown them here to fight. As they get up to begin, Tyr drops to his knees while holding up both of his hands.

"I surrender," he says.

"What," Worf stammers, his jaw dropping open.

"Enlightened self interest," Tyr responds grinning. "He who loses and lives gets to go home."

After he says this, Tyr disappears in a flash of light, leaving Worf alone in the cave. Seconds later a second flash of light surrounds Worf and he finds himself in the middle of St. Peter's Basilica in the vatican:



Standing not far from him is:



Darth Maul

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Worf and Tyr end up eating together as they try and figure out how they both got here. They come to the conclusion that some force has thrown them here to fight. As they get up to begin, Tyr drops to his knees while holding up both of his hands.

"I surrender," he says.

"What," Worf stammers, his jaw dropping open.

"Enlightened self interest," Tyr responds grinning. "He who loses and lives gets to go home."

After he says this, Tyr disappears in a flash of light, leaving Worf alone in the cave. Seconds later a second flash of light surrounds Worf and he finds himself in the middle of St. Peter's Basilica in the vatican:



Standing not far from him is:



Darth Maul

Maul sees Worf and feels the urge to kill the alien... Maul, whirls and flips around Worf, then slices at the Klingon. "Argh!" Worf screams as Maul draws blood. Worf reaches behind for his Bat'leth, but he didn't have it. He trips Maul, but Maul recovers quickly. This gives Worf the opportunity to pull out his Mek'leth and slash at Maul.

This slices Maul across his abdomen. Blood flies out, if Worf had his larger weapon it would have cut Maul in half. This throws Maul into a berserker rage, and using force pushes and his lightsaber, defeats Worf.

Winner: Darth Maul

Maul looks for an escape from the building and ends up outside in the dark. "A forest?" he thinks to himself.

"Matte demon!" says a voice from a high standing tree branch.

vs. Taki

[Stephen Day]

Maul sees Worf and feels the urge to kill the alien... Maul, whirls and flips around Worf, then slices at the Klingon. "Argh!" Worf screams as Maul draws blood. Worf reaches behind for his Bat'leth, but he didn't have it. He trips Maul, but Maul recovers quickly. This gives Worf the opportunity to pull out his Mek'leth and slash at Maul.

This slices Maul across his abdomen. Blood flies out, if Worf had his larger weapon it would have cut Maul in half. This throws Maul into a berserker rage, and using force pushes and his lightsaber, defeats Worf.

Winner: Darth Maul

Maul looks for an escape from the building and ends up outside in the dark. "A forest?" he thinks to himself.

"Matte demon!" says a voice from a high standing tree branch.

vs. Taki

Taki leaps down, trying to take out Maul with her first blow. Maul dodges and takes up a defensive stance, unsure of who his new adversary is or what her capabilities are. The two fighters circle each other, occasionally throwing out a quick strike to test each other's defenses. Eventually the battle is joined in full force. It ends with Taki dodging a swing by Maul using his light saber that he thought would take off Taki's head. After completing her dodge, she moves within Maul's defenses and stabs one of her sais up through the bottom of Maul's mouth and through his head.

As Maul's body slumps lifelessly to the ground, Taki looks around wondering where she is. Her vision goes blurry until everything is black. Seconds later her vision becomes blurry again, gradually improving until she can see that she is now standing on the deck of a Spanish galleon. Standing not far away from her is:



Joe Armstrong

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Taki leaps down, trying to take out Maul with her first blow. Maul dodges and takes up a defensive stance, unsure of who his new adversary is or what her capabilities are. The two fighters circle each other, occasionally throwing out a quick strike to test each other's defenses. Eventually the battle is joined in full force. It ends with Taki dodging a swing by Maul using his light saber that he thought would take off Taki's head. After completing her dodge, she moves within Maul's defenses and stabs one of her sais up through the bottom of Maul's mouth and through his head.

As Maul's body slumps lifelessly to the ground, Taki looks around wondering where she is. Her vision goes blurry until everything is black. Seconds later her vision becomes blurry again, gradually improving until she can see that she is now standing on the deck of a Spanish galleon. Standing not far away from her is:



Joe Armstrong

A huge wave rocks the galleon, knocking both off their feet. Armstrong manages to latch onto a mast, while Taki jumps atop the forecastle. Neither warrior knew how they got to the middle of the ocean on an ancient ship, but they both also felt the mission was to defeat the other.

"Might as well make this quick and clean" Amstrong thought to himself, as he left upon the forecastle to kill his foe. A quick swipe at Taki misses, and another brutal wave rocks the shop, flinging his sword out of his hand and into the Atlantic. This forces Armstrong to go in close with his hand spikes.

Taki blocks with her wrist guards and does a backflip. The next wave snaps a few masts and causes Taki to slip and fall to her knees. Armstrong, trips up Taki and she falls, a splinter from a mast piercing into her left arm. "First blood" Armstrong thinks to himself. Though wounded, Taki and Armstrong attack and block for 20 minutes as the ship rocked and fell apart.

Finally the two disengage and stand face to face several feet apart. Armstrong picks up a sharp shard of wood off the deck and Taki unsheathes Rekki-maru. The wood shard is no match for the magic sword and Armstrong is split in two.

Winner: Taki

Another wave hits the ship and disintegrates it. Taki is flung into the ocean and loses consciousness. She finds herself on the shore late at night, near some piers. Thinking she might need a little rest, she enters a closed fish auction house. She hears the door open again after she sits down and facing her is:

vs. Sara Pezzini, Witchblade