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German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby achilles » Sun May 27, 2012 9:53 am

This 16 year old is smarter than all of us. And most everyone else as well. He cracked a three hundred year old problem of Newton's that relates to the ballistics.

I wonder what he'll do by the time he's thirty? Invent a hyperspace drive?
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby BubbaKanoosh » Sun May 27, 2012 9:54 am

Destroy the Earth.
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby Lord Simian » Sun May 27, 2012 9:59 am

Destroy the Earth with his hyperspace drive?
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby HNutz » Sun May 27, 2012 10:08 am

One accident away from becoming a supervillain?
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby achilles » Sun May 27, 2012 10:13 am

BubbaKanoosh wrote:Destroy the Earth.


Great, now you gave him the idea! :x
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby Eli Katz » Sun May 27, 2012 11:02 am

What a great story! A kid is told by a prof something is uncrackable and the kid asks why and then goes ahead and cracks it.
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby blah » Sun May 27, 2012 12:13 pm

Eli Katz wrote:What a great story! A kid is told by a prof something is uncrackable and the kid asks why and then goes ahead and cracks it.


It's great!
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby achilles » Sun May 27, 2012 12:38 pm

Just so long as he doesn't shave his head and start calling himself "Lex".

Calculus at six? Seriously? That kid is scary smart.
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Postby GLX » Sun May 27, 2012 12:41 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Sun May 27, 2012 2:10 pm

Next he'll kick Einstein's butt. Steel cage match.
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby achilles » Sun May 27, 2012 4:31 pm

Did I mention he also solved another unsolved problem in dynamics, this one from the 19th century? And learned German in 4 years while doing all this, sufficiently to graduate 2 years ahead of his German classmates?
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby Juan Cena » Mon May 28, 2012 6:45 am

achilles wrote:This 16 year old is smarter than all of us. And most everyone else as well. He cracked a three hundred year old problem of Newton's that relates to the ballistics.

I wonder what he'll do by the time he's thirty? Invent a hyperspace drive?


Working in a German McDonald's probably.
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby GHERU » Mon May 28, 2012 7:51 am

achilles wrote:
Great, now you gave him the idea! :x

Germans don't need to be given that idea
they are born with it
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby TimPro » Mon May 28, 2012 9:12 am

I thought this was a story about how some kid beat off Isaac Newton back in the day.
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Re: German Teen Beats Issac Newton

Postby achilles » Mon May 28, 2012 9:42 am

GHERU wrote:Germans don't need to be given that idea
they are born with it


Well, he was born in Calcutta... :wink:
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