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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby BlueStreak » Wed May 30, 2012 9:16 am

Personally, I blame the overabundance of Nolan Batman threads.

Bender's a really big fan of the movies and was truly disgusted by the vitirol being spread by various not-Mawds. He told me that he was heading to CBR, where his blind fanboy love would be better accepted by people he considered his peers.
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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby GHERU » Wed May 30, 2012 9:18 am

Rockman wrote:I thought you liked Bender RU?

I dislike Bender less than most of you people

but all this hype and nonsense over posters that made a choice not to be here has gotten old
IMO, YMMV

we all know why he is gone
[Reveal] Spoiler: Click to Expand
MAWD ABUSE!


and, he is my boy
but he's gone, and we are here (for now) - so revel in our hatred of comics, our laissez-faire racism, and lets run off some more front page writers and any new posters (even if they are hawking some art) that might find their way to us
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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby GHERU » Wed May 30, 2012 9:19 am

BlueMole wrote:Personally, I blame the overabundance of Nolan Batman threads.

Bender's a really big fan of the movies and was truly disgusted by the vitirol being spread by various not-Mawds. He told me that he was heading to CBR, where his blind fanboy love would be better accepted by people he considered his peers.

that and he feels dirty liking something with Joss Whedon's name attached to it
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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Johnny Smith » Wed May 30, 2012 9:20 am

achilles wrote:Probably out drinking with a one-eyed woman.


Tallulah Black? :roll:

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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Grayson » Wed May 30, 2012 9:23 am

I suspect that we could lure Bender back if we were to entice him with blackjack and hookers...

...come to think of it, that might work on Topo too.

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Re: Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby bkthomson » Wed May 30, 2012 9:28 am

Sakie wrote:I suspect that we could lure Bender back if we were to entice him with blackjack and hookers...

...come to think of it, that might work on Topo too.


I believe Topo is more the OH is blocked at his work than not coming to the site.
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Re: Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Grayson » Wed May 30, 2012 9:32 am

bkthomson wrote:I believe Topo is more the OH is blocked at his work than not coming to the site.


That doesn't sound like a very good reason to decrease the amount of time one spends at the Outhouse. We have pancakes after all!

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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Herald » Wed May 30, 2012 9:49 am

BlueMole wrote:Personally, I blame the overabundance of Nolan Batman threads.

Bender's a really big fan of the movies and was truly disgusted by the vitirol being spread by various not-Mawds. He told me that he was heading to CBR, where his blind fanboy love would be better accepted by people he considered his peers.


*screeching tires*

Wait...
Bender hates, despises, and abhors "MAWD ABUSE!"...
...but he went to CBR, the frickin' NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST of "MAWD ABUSE!"??

Are you KIDDING??!!

In that case, he'll be back pretty soon, probably with a whole new perspective on how UNabusive the mawds are here, in comparison to CBR's. :P

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Re: Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby bkthomson » Wed May 30, 2012 9:59 am

Herald wrote:
*screeching tires*

Wait...
Bender hates, despises, and abhors "MAWD ABUSE!"...
...but he went to CBR, the frickin' NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST of "MAWD ABUSE!"??

Are you KIDDING??!!

In that case, he'll be back pretty soon, probably with a whole new perspective on how UNabusive the mawds are here, in comparison to CBR's. :P


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Re: Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Log-Man » Wed May 30, 2012 11:54 am

Sakie wrote:
That doesn't sound like a very good reason to decrease the amount of time one spends at the Outhouse. We have pancakes after all!


I think the pancakes are driving people away.

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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Wed May 30, 2012 12:05 pm

GHERU wrote:who the fuck really cares?
dead in a ditch, rusting away, or sulking - what does it matter, he's gone and I for one am glad to not be wading hip deep in "Mawd Abuse!" threads

we are hemorrhaging posters - some are gone for (what seems to be) good - nate and some others who I have already forgotten
- regulars decreasing their time here - 4thy, TerriG, Topo


all while we scare off 98% of the new posters who try and venture into the forums.

If we are to believe TPTB, the outhouse's front page is growing by leaps and bounds (congratulations) - but we get no new blood in the forums, I have no idea how that works.

So, again, poor Bender got his feelings hurt and took his ball and went home, at least with him gone and the lack of topo the 20+ finally died the death that so many of you said was dragging this place down.


I've noticed them too, but thought I read that Terri was on tour or something. Topo was busy with a lady... 4thy getting busy with life... I miss folks.

I liked the 20+.
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Re: Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Wed May 30, 2012 12:08 pm

Log-Man wrote:
I think the pancakes are driving people away.


We need both pancakes and crepes... maybe waffles too...
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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Wed May 30, 2012 12:10 pm

By the way, GHERU is wise, as usual. But still... I'm old and folks leaving make me feel older. It's a heart attack/dropping dead thing... :oops:
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Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby MrBlack » Wed May 30, 2012 12:11 pm

I like Bender. I hope he'll come back.

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Re: Re: Where The Hell Is Bender?

Postby bkthomson » Wed May 30, 2012 12:12 pm

MrBlack wrote:I like Bender. I hope he'll come back.

He will.
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