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[LOLtron]

New Dark Knight Rises footage has debuted at the MTV Movie Awards last night.

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Normally this reporter would make a joke here, but as it turns out The Dark Knight is on the official Outhouse list of sacred cows we aren't allowed to make fun of on the Outhouse front page, along with the Nintento Wii. So, to present this news straight, I will hand off the article to my colleague, super serious non-funny news reporter Stoneman.

Stoneman: Thanks Jude. The Dark Knight Rises is a motion picture directed by Christopher Nolan which is a follow-up to the hit 2008 movie The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight Rises will debut in cinemas on July 20th, in 3D and Imax, and not, as you have implied in the past, smell-o-vision. This clip features appearances by actors Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, and Joseph Gorden-Levitt, amongst others. Back to you, Jude.

Thanks Stoneman, there was nothing funny about that whatsoever, much like a ThanosCopter article. Here's the video.


 

Source: IGN
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror


http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/entertainment-news/19681-new-dark-knight-rises-footage.html/

[GHERU]

Stoneman is my kind of reporter

[GHERU]

the more I think about it the more I think that we should find out where stoneman works so we can tell his boss aobut the wonderful job he's doing

[misac]

I'm going to go see this obviously but I just can't excited for this movie.

[US Agent]

:lol:

I'm going to go see this obviously but I just can't excited for this movie.

Agreed.

For me it's probably because the big bad is Bane. Yawn.

[Grayson]

:lol:

I'm going to go see this obviously but I just can't excited for this movie.

I know what you mean and I really can't explain it. I mean, I will go see the Dark Knight Rises but I am not really in a rush. If I have the time to see it on opening week, I might but I am not going to actively try to fit it into my schedule. Unfortunately, I just can't get excited about it. In fact, it keeps slipping further and further down on my list of movies that I want to see.

[TROY]

I know what you mean and I really can't explain it. I mean, I will go see the Dark Knight Rises but I am not really in a rush. If I have the time to see it on opening week, I might but I am not going to actively try to fit it into my schedule. Unfortunately, I just can't get excited about it. In fact, it keeps slipping further and further down on my list of movies that I want to see.

Because every trailer has looked so fucking boring. Nothing exciting is happening in these trailers. Bane looks stupid and you can't understand shit that he says. Anne Hathaway is hot yes, but she does not screaming with sexuality like Catwoman should. To much of it is depressing talking heads scenes where everything just seems sad and hopeless.

[GOSD]

Buncha homos in this thread...



Sorry to all the homos calling people homos.

[oogy]

I think it looks really good and can't wait to see it.

[IvCNuB4]

Anne Hathaway is hot yes, but she does not screaming with sexuality like Catwoman should..

On the Plus side, this Halloween anyone will be able to make her Catwoman outfit for under $10

[e_galston]

Still don't think this will do as well as some people seem to think. I have no real interest in it, i'll see it in the theatres but i'm not excited to see it

[holtom2000]

I hear bat mite makes a cameo

[dairydead]

[Cat-Scratch]

They should have put Anne in the Cooke Catwoman costume. Then, in my bed.

[guitarsmashley]

Interesting that Scarecrow made it in there.