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Check out this variant cover for Jeph Loeb's upcoming Wolverine story Sabretooth Reborn.

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The Outhouse has recently been accused of writing snarky news articles about DC Comics while taking it easy on Marvel. Here at The Outhouse news division, we take criticism very seriously, and we have undergone a careful self-examination to find that there is some truth in these accusations. After all, this reporter was taking it very easy on Marvel this morning when he accused Disney of encouraging sexual predators by staging a Marvel superhero takeover of kids online gaming community Club Penguin. Our weekend article tying Captain America to Nazi imagery and accusing Marvel's business partners at Seimens Healthcare of being members of Hydra was clearly a case of pandering. And this hatchet job was definitely way too nice to Marvel Animation head Jeph Loeb.

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OMFG!!!! THIS IZ TEH BEST COVER EVAR!!!!1111 MARVEL U CAN DO NO WRONG STEVE PLATT ZOMG U R TEH GREATEST JEPH LOEB FAP FAP FAP FAP !!!!!!!!!!!1111 HGULUGLUGLUGHLUGLHLUGLUGLUGH!!!11


Thank you for continuing to bear with us as we perfect our new coverage techniques. Here's the press release:

Stephen Platt Covers "Sabretooth Reborn" in WOLVERINE #310!

Marvel is proud to present your first look at superstar artist Stephen Platt's sketch variant cover to Wolverine #310, the explosive opener to "Sabretooth Reborn!" Sabretooth has returned, and nothing will stop him from getting revenge on Wolverine! But how could he have survived his last encounter with Logan? The blockbuster team of Jeph Loeb and Simone Bianchi bring the answers and high-stakes action with the return of one of Wolverine's greatest foes in Wolverine #310, coming to comic shops everywhere, the Marvel Comics app and the Marvel Digital Comics Shop this July.

WOLVERINE #310 (MAY120718)
WOLVERINE #310 PLATT VARIANT (MAY120720)
WOLVERINE #310 PLATT SKETCH VARIANT (MAR128093)
Written by JEPH LOEB
Penciled by SIMONE BIANCHI
Variant cover by STEPHEN PLATT
Sketch Variant cover by STEPHEN PLATT
FOC – 6/11/12, On-Sale – 7/4/12

Source: Press Release
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror


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[Zero]

Veiny

[covalesky]

I liked him dead... or in AOA

[Doc Jon]

I really like that cover, except for the veins on the forearm that are popping through the glove...

[sdsichero]

I really like that cover, except for the veins on the forearm that are popping through the glove...

He's just happy to see you.

[Thor-El]

Yeah if you over look the veins it's much better than I expected it to be.

[Lord Ice]

Just a different area but on the same level of crap as Bianchi.

[GHERU]

I like it

[Gladiator X]

Veiny

Verily.

[nattygreene]

I liked him dead... or in AOA

Me too. The whole grand conspiracy in hell thing is kinda lame, but to have him come back at all...Did they find some enchanted needle and thread to sew his head back on?

[The Shadow]

Anyone remember Platt when he was on Moon Knight?

Those were some of THE hardest books to find.