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[Lord Simian]

Pics or it didn't happen!

What're you talking about, Shlemmer just posted the pic....

[bkthomson]

What're you talking about, Shlemmer just posted the pic....

And that is all we need to see.

[Timbales]

moon river....

[Schlemmer]

moon river....

Using the whole fist there, Doc?

[Log-Man]

"You ever serve time, doc?"

[Schlemmer]

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[Schlemmer]

"You ever serve time, doc?"

Dr. Joseph Dolan: So where do you know Alan from?
Fletch: We play tennis together at the club.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? The California Racquet Club?
Fletch: Yes.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there.
Fletch: Well, I haven't played in a while because of these kidney pains.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you been having these pains, Mr. Barber?
Fletch: That's Babar.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two bs?
Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No, elephant books.

[Schlemmer]

Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large?
Fletch: No, not since breakfast.

[Schlemmer]

Kid: Are you a cop?
Fletch: As far as you know.
Kid: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?
Kid: I sure did.
Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

[Schlemmer]

Chief Karlin: What's your name?
Fletch: Fletch.
Chief Karlin: What's your full name?
Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch.
Chief Karlin: What do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I'm a shepherd.
Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch?
Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you.

[Schlemmer]

Alan Stanwyk: Do you own rubber gloves?
Fletch: I rent. I have a lease, with an option to buy.

[Schlemmer]

Alan Stanwyk: One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister...?
Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent.

[Schlemmer]

Look, defenseless babies!

[Arion]

Ah that's what would have happened if he had invented the finglonger

This made me laugh.

[Greg]

I was a little confused as to why my ophthalmologist needed to check my prostate, but hey it was only half an hour....

They do it for half an hour?!