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by **alaska1125** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:39 pm

draco x wrote:
That I can see happening at the planning board. DC wants to make Bruce's life into a sitcom-lite soap opera. I wonder if I am reading a bat-book or an episode of Days Of Our Lives or Falcon's Crest.

Falcon's Crest??? Easy, man...you're dating yourself. :-D

by **draco x** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:54 pm

alaska1125 wrote:
Falcon's Crest??? Easy, man...you're dating yourself.

Sorry, but these are the few that comes to mind as I really find soap operas boring as hell. I avoid them like the plague for the most part.

by **Dragavon** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:07 pm

Punchy wrote:Wingman is probably Batman's other younger brother, Jeff Wayne.

No, it's turns out that Thomas Wayne Senior had an affair with Tommy Elliot's mother and Tommy is really Bruce's half-brother. Therefore he's Thomas Wayne the Third.

by **draco x** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 10:11 pm

Dragavon wrote:No, it's turns out that Thomas Wayne Senior had an affair with Tommy Elliot's mother and Tommy is really Bruce's half-brother. Therefore he's Thomas Wayne the Third.

Now we know the real reason why Thomas Elliot hates his mother. LOL.

by **Juan Cena** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:40 pm

Dragavon wrote:No, it's turns out that Thomas Wayne Senior had an affair with Tommy Elliot's mother and Tommy is really Bruce's half-brother. Therefore he's Thomas Wayne the Third.

Thomas Wayne banged a black chick. Therefore, Batman's brother is Dwayne Wayne.

by **draco x** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:06 am

The Nacireman wrote:

Thomas Wayne banged a black chick. Therefore, Batman's brother is Dwayne Wayne.

That damned Thomas Wayne can't keep his pants on! First he screws Bane's mom and plants it all on King Snake, then he screws Thomas Elliot's mom and to conceive the little snot and now his other bastard son Wingman has just showed up. Next up it is revealed that Bruce dates his half sister without even knowing it. :-D