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Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Keb » Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:21 pm

WTF is all this troll shit hip hop popping up on Youtube? White people music magazines actually cosign this and it makes me mad.

Found it on Youtube when I was searching for Riff Raff videos to troll people with on Facebook.


Then I was checkin' it out and she SPITS A HORRIBLE TEENAGE CHICK VERSE OVER MY FAVOURITE MADLIB BEAT EVER and I got all offended because this one of hip hop's smoothest beats and she's rapping about holding boys' hands and pokemon dumb shit.


But then I was listening to a verse she spit over a DOOM beat and more of her music and I gotta say that while I can't really feel her music, I respect her. She isn't posing like some gangsta bitch like that silly woman Krayonshon or whatever with her white girl friends using the n-word like their fake tan didn't come out of a can.She spits about what she knows and doesn't try to act hard. Respect.

I'm gonna tweet her and ask if she owns a copy of Supreme Clientele and if she says "yes" that makes her the ideal candidate for going half on a baby. Hopefully she hasn't done anything silly to ruin her career like sleeping with Riff Raff.

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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:10 pm

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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Keb » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:59 pm

FRIED EGG!

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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:15 pm

I'm def white - I kinda dig her work. LOL
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Postby Juan Cena » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:19 pm

Where are Marvel and Disney's lawyers in all this?
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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby DMM » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:28 pm

I could only stand about 4 lines before I had to turn it off. I can't stand that Minnie Mouse voice.
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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Strict31 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:39 pm

Muppetesque wrote:I'm def white - I kinda dig her work. LOL


I can't say for certain, but I don't think constantly sucking can be classified as "work" unless you're in the porn industry.
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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Strict31 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:42 pm

Who in the hell is giving these fuckers record contracts?

I had to go and listen to some DOOM just to scrape the taste of that skinny bitch's lyrics off of my brain.
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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby LobsterJ » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:08 pm

i kind of like her.

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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:27 pm

Keb has just squandered all remnants of his cred. I suggest he change his username to Thurston S. Kebbington III and post about nothing but the stock market and Twilight novels for the rest of his life.

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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Log-Man » Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:32 pm

Oh, that's just fucking great. Another useless musician naming themselves after a comic book mutant to screw up my Google image searches! :smt013

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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby LobsterJ » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:08 pm

lord forbid you beat off to a real girl who looks 14.

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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Keb » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:32 pm

Strict31 wrote:Who in the hell is giving these fuckers record contracts?

I had to go and listen to some DOOM just to scrape the taste of that skinny bitch's lyrics off of my brain.

She doesn't have a record contract. That's the whole Youtube music craze. These people without record contracts just get up on Youtube and start posting videos in the hopes that they get some sort of buzz. On the one hand, you get guys like Action Bronson creating themselves a buzz outside of their local scene, but on the other hand you get guys like Riff Raff and Kitty Pryde. In the worst case, you get a kid like Justin Beiber who just annoys the living shit out of everyone by wanting to go on the BET Awards cypher with a verse written by Ludacris.

This chick likes DOOM. She raps over some DOOM beats. Then again, so does MC Paul Barman...

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Keb has just squandered all remnants of his cred. I suggest he change his username to Thurston S. Kebbington III and post about nothing but the stock market and Twilight novels for the rest of his life.


You're just jealous because a) she's a better rapper than you, b) if she has a copy of Supreme Clientele she already has more cred than you and c) I don't want to impregnate you.

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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:51 pm

Ok Thurston.
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Re: Kitty Pryde the rapper?

Postby Keb » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:57 pm

Don't be mad son. I'm just not faggity-aggity-aggity for you.

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