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by **Apache Chef** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:27 pm

They are my favorite, but they are kind of rare.

Why can't you find them anymore?

It's fucking bullshit, I say.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:40 pm

My favorite growing up were the brown sugar and maple ones. They're not up here at all anymore. :-(

by **Apache Chef** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:43 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:My favorite growing up were the brown sugar and maple ones. They're not up here at all anymore.

That's also fucking bullshit. I bet it's because your government has a monopoly on the maple market.

by **Apache Chef** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:44 pm

I found some grape ones on Amazon. 6 boxes. $12.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:47 pm

Apache Chef wrote:
That's also fucking bullshit. I bet it's because your government has a monopoly on the maple market.

I normally just call them commie/fascists and that they're always taking away the good stuff in life you can eat or drink... except booze. They know they'll get killed they touch that stuff.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:48 pm

Apache Chef wrote:I found some grape ones on Amazon. 6 boxes. $12.

Hope that they aren't dated 1989...

by **Cat-Scratch** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:53 pm

by **Apache Chef** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:55 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
Hope that they aren't dated 1989...

I know I haven't been around much, but if I disappear completely, it could be the pop-tarts. Either that, or someone took my cheese away, then killed me.

by **Keb** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:38 pm

Those things are gamgee.

Toaster strudles what son!

by **TROY** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:46 pm

I don't think I have ever seen a grape pop tart. My favorites are the Brown Sugar/Cinnamon ones for sure. I got some Orange Cream ones once but have never seen them again either.

by **Timbales** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:48 pm

I'm not big on grape, I like raspberry.

by **Apache Chef** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:08 pm

Tee-Roy'd wrote:I don't think I have ever seen a grape pop tart. My favorites are the Brown Sugar/Cinnamon ones for sure. I got some Orange Cream ones once but have never seen them again either.

Orange Cream sounds awesome.

by **Apache Chef** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:09 pm

Keb wrote:Those things are gamgee.

Toaster strudles what son!

The problem with toaster strudels is that you have to toast them. Pop-Tarts are best when toasted, but you always have the un-toasted option if you're running out the door or getting up in the middle of the night drunk and eating random stuff. You try that with a toaster strudel and you break a tooth.

by **TROY** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:21 pm

Apache Chef wrote:
Orange Cream sounds awesome.

Yeah I put a pack in the freezer and it was like this awesome pop tart ice cream meld of tastiness!!

by **Keb** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:41 pm

Apache Chef wrote:

The problem with toaster strudels is that you have to toast them. Pop-Tarts are best when toasted, but you always have the un-toasted option if you're running out the door or getting up in the middle of the night drunk and eating random stuff. You try that with a toaster strudel and you break a tooth.

But then poptarts untoasted taste like cardboard. Toasted they taste like toasted cardboard.