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The sultry HBO drama depicts life in small town Bon Temps, Louisiana for Sookie Stackhouse, a slut, and the ragtag band of nymphomaniac vampires, werewolves, and bisexuals that she calls friends and lovers. The series recently added super-hot Christopher Meloni to the cast, marking a return to both HBO and, we hope, on-screen butt-sex for the Oz veteran.
No word yet on which stars have signed on for the sixth season, but we can probably expect most of the cast to return, or for the suicide rate of lonely housewives to rise dramatically.
Source: USA Today
Written or Contributed by: Jude Terror