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Re: Uncanny Avengers Cover Reveals Captain America Gets Fat

Postby Timbales » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:49 pm

I think she wears the head thingy so no one thinks she's Black Widow
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Re: Uncanny Avengers Cover Reveals Captain America Gets Fat

Postby e_galston » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:50 pm

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Hell, that's the most conservative outfit I've ever seen on her!


really??? cause i'm pretty certain this is much more conservative since she's completely covered in the costume no skin shown except her head.

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Postby Timbales » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:51 pm

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really??? cause i'm pretty certain this is much more conservative since she's completely covered in the costume no skin shown except her head.

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the undersuit doesn't look like clothing, it looks like she suffered a mild sunburn
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Postby Victorian Squid » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:54 pm

Conservative in regards to dress means restrained in style, not showing less skin uncovered by sheer fabric per square inch.

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Postby Cat-Scratch » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:56 pm

Log-Man wrote:
Hell, that's the most conservative outfit I've ever seen on her!


Reminds me of this one,
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Postby Victorian Squid » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:09 pm

Are they doing hobbit-themed variant covers for all the new books, or just this one?

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:53 pm

Timbales wrote:
the undersuit doesn't look like clothing, it looks like she suffered a mild sunburn


Maybe from all that time banging the Vision it caused his artificial skin color to rub off on her :P
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Postby sdsichero » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:58 pm

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Maybe from all that time banging the Vision it caused his artificial skin color to rub off on her :P


Or maybe he just rubbed off onto her.
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Postby Doc Jon » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:58 pm

As mentioned, it's a tough perspective. But Cassaday doesn't nail it. :-(
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Postby TROY » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:59 pm

Man I remember when Cassaday used to be able to produce some quality artwork, WTF happened? That is some of the worst shit I have ever seen! I am still very interested in checking this book out but damn I hope his interiors are better than this cover, if not I hope he is off the book with a quickness.
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Postby LobsterJ » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:21 pm

McDarkseid wrote:They look stumpy. That perspective trick is hard to pull off. See the Morning Glories covers, some of them pull it off expertly.

This looks like art you'd see in one of the old fanzines, by amateur artists.


Yes, I was going to say this looks amateurish.

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Re: Uncanny Avengers Cover Reveals Captain America Gets Fat

Postby Victorian Squid » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:24 pm

Rodin Esquejo does some amazing tricks with perspective on the covers of Morning Glories. This one is very similar to what Cassaday was, well, aiming for at least:

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Postby Victorian Squid » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:31 pm

And not to go off on a tangent or anything, but these are a couple other Esquejo covers that really nail a tricky perspective. He seems to play with perspective and POV with almost all the covers, and really doing it to perfection.

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Postby sdsichero » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:35 pm

McDarkseid wrote:Rodin Esquejo does some amazing tricks with perspective on the covers of Morning Glories. This one is very similar to what Cassaday was, well, aiming for at least:

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Is that guy on the left supposed to have that large of a head? Guy on the right has really tiny legs. Sorry don't know the characters.
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Re: Uncanny Avengers Cover Reveals Captain America Gets Fat

Postby Victorian Squid » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:36 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Is that guy on the left supposed to have that large of a head? Guy on the right has really tiny legs. Sorry don't know the characters.


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