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by **Victorian Squid** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:51 am

There's a derailed train full of hazardous chemicals on fire here, now's your chance!

by **covalesky** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:00 am

with ny luck I would get Meg Griffin's super-nails.

by **Chesscub** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:01 am

My luck I'd get super-flatulence.

by **Victorian Squid** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:02 am

It might be some cars with ethanol on fire too, so imagine all the hardcore drunks who are crying right now.

by **Agent Panic** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:07 am

I'd finally discover my super power: the ability to painfully die in a chemical fire!

by **BlueStreak** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:10 am

I'm glad that no one was killed by this. It makes it a lot easier to send out emails to my co-workers with clients in the area with trumped up details about the explosion.

by **sdsichero** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:56 pm

McDarkseid wrote:

There's a derailed train full of hazardous chemicals on fire here, now's your chance!

Oh I thought you were going to assign us powers.

Sounds like too much work to get there.

by **Dragavon** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:07 pm

McDarkseid wrote:

There's a derailed train full of hazardous chemicals on fire here, now's your chance!

Where is that?

by **sdsichero** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:53 pm

Dragavon wrote:Where is that?

Ohio?

http://www.examiner.com/article/ohio-chemical-fire-burns-columbus-after-train-derails-explodes-2-injured

by **misac** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:00 pm

That happen here when I was in middle school. We were evacuated and spent most of the day out in the sun. I didn't get super powers but I did get a handful of needles from a prickly pear I played with. :lol:

by **Dragavon** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:00 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Ohio?

http://www.examiner.com/article/ohio-chemical-fire-burns-columbus-after-train-derails-explodes-2-injured

Much as I'd like superpowers, I don't think it's worth going to Ohio. :lol:

by **Lord Simian** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 5:55 pm

Chesscub wrote:My luck I'd get super-flatulence.

My daughter has that one already....

by **Chesscub** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:06 pm

misac wrote:That happen here when I was in middle school. We were evacuated and spent most of the day out in the sun. I didn't get super powers but I did get a handful of needles from a prickly pear I played with.

Pricking your finger can lead to a kingdom falling asleep.
Fingering your prick can lead to yourself falling asleep.