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Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Dragavon » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:44 am

:lol: And people are yelling at me because I bought up similar points.
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:52 am

Dragavon wrote::lol: And people are yelling at me because I bought up similar points.


It's your delivery. We actually cannot feel the justice in your hate. :P
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby sdsichero » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:57 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:

:smt102


Maybe Jude contributed to it?

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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby sdsichero » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:59 am

Cat-Scratch wrote:Where's the article from you on the 50 points that The Avengers movie sucked?


From Jon's review, you can already tell how much he hated the Avengers. He doesn't need to kick it when it is down.

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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Timbales » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:07 pm

I miss the days before everything was either "OMG AMAZBALLS THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH" and "OMG THIS SUX ASS I DEMAND A REFUND"
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Timbales » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:07 pm

I miss the days before everything was either "OMG AMAZBALLS THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH" and "OMG THIS SUX ASS I DEMAND A REFUND"
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Zechs » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:25 pm

Doc Jon wrote:
Meh.

It was nice to see him, but as Greg mentioned somewhere else, it really should have been Harvey.


But Harvey is dead. :P
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby sdsichero » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:31 pm

Zechs wrote:
But Harvey is dead. :P


So's Roderick Kingsley but some people (okay only one person) keep going on and on about him.

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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:36 pm

Timbales wrote:I miss the days before everything was either "OMG AMAZBALLS THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH" and "OMG THIS SUX ASS I DEMAND A REFUND"



Sandy Vagitosis has affected 23,000 new comic fans this year alone.

Please, won't you help donate to find a cure for this crippling disease ?
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby The Old Doctor » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:39 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:

Sandy Vagitosis has affected 23,000 new comic fans this year alone.

Please, won't you help donate to find a cure for this crippling disease ?


Are you a Nigerian Prince?
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Jul 25, 2012 12:58 pm

Timbales wrote:I miss the days before everything was either "OMG AMAZBALLS THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVAH" and "OMG THIS SUX ASS I DEMAND A REFUND"


I miss the days when comic book fans could laugh and not take evrything so seriously. Oh wait, those days never existed...
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Timbales » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:01 pm

Doc Jon wrote:
I miss the days when comic book fans could laugh and not take evrything so seriously. Oh wait, those days never existed...


Settle down, Frances. I know your 'article' was tongue in cheek.
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby IvCNuB4 » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:03 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Doc Jon » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:26 pm

Timbales wrote:
Settle down, Frances. I know your 'article' was tongue in cheek.


I liked the movie, actually.

I went to see it again with my wife and thought it would be fun to write this for the OH. There are some huge holes in the movie, but I didn't really care, I still enjoyed it.

Just fun to find them.
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Re: Fifty Reasons Why The Dark Knight Sucks

Postby Timbales » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:31 pm

I thought it was alright, felt more obligatory than enjoyable.
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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