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It's official: The Neo-Classic Legion is a flop.

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by Juan Cena » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:53 pm

Punchy wrote:This is like the 5th time you've declared it 'officially' a flop.

No, I think this is the first thread where I can officially say it's a flop. Sales under 20k don't lie, twig.

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by Juan Cena » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:53 pm

Punchy wrote:This is like the 5th time you've declared it 'officially' a flop.

No, I think this is the first thread where I can officially say it's a flop. Sales under 20k don't lie, twig.

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by Juan Cena » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:04 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:

Sorry, needed to be posted, bro.

That's a pretty good visual description of the state of the Legion there, Cat.

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by Juan Cena » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:04 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:

Sorry, needed to be posted, bro.

That's a pretty good visual description of the state of the Legion there, Cat.

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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."

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Check out Christmas in Nacirema
http://www.pandora.com/?sc=sh619160960893481469&shareImp=true#!/stations/play/619160960893481469

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by e_galston » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:46 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Then he fucks a broad 56 times. He's Nacireman, the most heterosexual poster ever to post on the internet.

you think he has sex?? i always thought he was asexual

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by e_galston » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:46 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Then he fucks a broad 56 times. He's Nacireman, the most heterosexual poster ever to post on the internet.

you think he has sex?? i always thought he was asexual

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by SuperginraiX » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:16 am

e_galston wrote:
you think he has sex?? i always thought he was asexual

Nope. Proven heterosexual. It's a Flash Fact.

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by SuperginraiX » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:16 am

e_galston wrote:
you think he has sex?? i always thought he was asexual

Nope. Proven heterosexual. It's a Flash Fact.

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by nietoperz » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:54 am

SuperginraiX wrote:Nope. Proven heterosexual. It's a Flash Fact.

In the history of heterosexuality, no man has ever been more rampantly heterosexual.

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by nietoperz » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:54 am

SuperginraiX wrote:Nope. Proven heterosexual. It's a Flash Fact.

In the history of heterosexuality, no man has ever been more rampantly heterosexual.

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by Arion » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:48 pm

The Nacireman wrote:
That thread asked a question that no longer needed to be asked.

This thread needs to be more about what to do to go forward.

Ah blimey, that's so very philosphical of you.

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by Arion » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:48 pm

The Nacireman wrote:
That thread asked a question that no longer needed to be asked.

This thread needs to be more about what to do to go forward.

Ah blimey, that's so very philosphical of you.

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by e_galston » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:59 pm

how exactly did he "prove" to you guys he was heterosexual?

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by e_galston » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:59 pm

how exactly did he "prove" to you guys he was heterosexual?

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by bkthomson » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:12 pm

e_galston wrote:how exactly did he "prove" to you guys he was heterosexual?

He made it quite clear on many reports.

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by bkthomson » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:12 pm

e_galston wrote:how exactly did he "prove" to you guys he was heterosexual?

He made it quite clear on many reports.

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by The Old Doctor » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:11 pm

Some of you are way too interested in his sex life. :smt011

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by The Old Doctor » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:11 pm

Some of you are way too interested in his sex life. :smt011

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by IvCNuB4 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:53 pm

There's only one way to solve this: a Shirtless Pic Contest between Nacireman and Nieto. Then we can do a poll to determine the winner :twisted:

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by IvCNuB4 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:53 pm

There's only one way to solve this: a Shirtless Pic Contest between Nacireman and Nieto. Then we can do a poll to determine the winner :twisted:

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by The Old Doctor » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:03 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:There's only one way to solve this: a Shirtless Pic Contest between Nacireman and Nieto. Then we can do a poll to determine the winner

I can think of other posters I'd rather see shirtless here then either of them.

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by The Old Doctor » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:03 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:There's only one way to solve this: a Shirtless Pic Contest between Nacireman and Nieto. Then we can do a poll to determine the winner

I can think of other posters I'd rather see shirtless here then either of them.

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by nietoperz » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:05 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
I can think of other posters I'd rather see shirtless here then either of them.

Leave Psivage out of this.

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by nietoperz » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:05 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
I can think of other posters I'd rather see shirtless here then either of them.

Leave Psivage out of this.

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by sdsichero » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:10 pm

SuperginraiX wrote:Nope. Proven heterosexual. It's a Flash Fact.

I think that is pre-Flashpoint continuity

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by sdsichero » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:10 pm

SuperginraiX wrote:Nope. Proven heterosexual. It's a Flash Fact.

I think that is pre-Flashpoint continuity

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by The Old Doctor » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:31 pm

nietoperz wrote:
Leave Psivage out of this.

Be that way! :smt011

I suppose Jude is out too, huh? :roll:

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by The Old Doctor » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:31 pm

nietoperz wrote:
Leave Psivage out of this.

Be that way! :smt011

I suppose Jude is out too, huh? :roll:

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by e_galston » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:40 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Some of you are way too interested in his sex life.

the fact that so many people know about his sex life scares me.

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by e_galston » Sat Aug 04, 2012 9:40 pm