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[ReturnoftheMack]

Paralyzed police officer is moving again after receiving treatment in China.

http://www.truveo.com/Texas-Cop-Saved-B ... 3523776376

[eyp]

I just hope he doesn't get addicted to fetuses now.

[Kitty_tc_69]

The "stem cell therapy helped" BUT "most important part" is his faith in God? *facepalm*

Like all the faithful christians before him who stayed paralyzed the rest of their lives without the new treatment technique didn't also have faith that didn't help them, or something. The difference wasn't the science, God just inexplicably liked him better than all the other paralyzed people who prayed for recovery before.

Really, I hate when people say shit like that, it's obnoxious as hell. It's like when they interview sports guys who thank god for their victory over other american christians who were also praying for success. I just want to slap these people. It gets on my nerves.

It's one thing to have faith, but it's nothing but stupid when you credit it for things that God clearly had nothing whatever to do with.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

The "stem cell therapy helped" BUT "most important part" is his faith in God? *facepalm*

Like all the faithful christians before him who stayed paralyzed the rest of their lives without the new treatment technique didn't also have faith that didn't help them, or something. The difference wasn't the science, God just inexplicably liked him better than all the other paralyzed people who prayed for recovery before.

Really, I hate when people say shit like that, it's obnoxious as hell. It's like when they interview sports guys who thank god for their victory over other american christians who were also praying for success. I just want to slap these people. It gets on my nerves.

It's one thing to have faith, but it's nothing but stupid when you credit it for things that God clearly had nothing whatever to do with.

Wouldn't it be funny if we all die, we found out that God really does control the outcome of American sports? That's the reason why babies die and stuff, because God is busy fixing the score of the Yankees game.

[toolverine]

God provided him with the dead baby souls so that he might live.

[lancer_man]

So are these fetuses working like the Nano-sentinals that helped Prof. X walk again in Morrisons New X-Men?

[cyphon]

There was a great SNL sketch in the 90's, where the winner of a lumberjack competition was accused of "hogging Jesus". That's what I think of.

I just can never understand why God would look out for you after the fact, because you have faith, when he wasn't nice enough to keep you out of the wheelchair, or make that tornado miss your house in the first place.

[John Q.]

Fuckin hell.

I can't watch the video because i'm in work.

I wonder at what point during the stem cell therapy process God decided to give him back the power of movement?

"that man is getting stem cell treatment! if i don't heal him now he will lose faith in me and only worship science! Here, little man, have your legs back, but be sure to tell them that it was me who did it."

My dad is paralysed from the chest down, and i know if he ever regained the power to walk, he'd be thanking the doctors and scientist who made it possible, not God. And my dad still has some faith.

[MoneyMelon]

God is busy fixing the score of the Yankees game.

I've been praying all season.

It didn't work

[eyp]

I've been praying all season.

It didn't work

It's because Jesus is a Rays fan. God's helping his son. AGAIN. You'd think he'd be able to do something on his own by now. Christ.

[Timbales]

Wouldn't it be funny if we all die, we found out that God really does control the outcome of American sports? That's the reason why babies die and stuff, because God is busy fixing the score of the Yankees game.

I'd love it if the losing team blamed Jesus.