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Postby Strict31 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:46 pm

cunninglinguist wrote:30 seconds - the bitch will strangle me condemning me to hell for sinning.

I will, of course, be groping her the entire time...


You never know. She might ask how you'd feel about helping her field dress a moose.
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Postby GratefulFred » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:20 pm

1:47

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Postby JL_Amato » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:21 pm

This would make a great flash game.
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Postby Guest » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:22 pm

1 minute , 3 seconds

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Postby blah » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:25 pm

47 seconds! Hell yeah!

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Postby Wisdom000 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:43 pm

Bah, I got 1 minute 19 seconds.. but its a stupid test....

I would let him bite of the limb the chain was attached to, then get away, cause me am smart......gimp is better than dinosnacks..........

Actually, realistically, what I would try and do is grab some of the dino chain slack and tangle it through the bed posts, leaving dino with no chain, me with dinoburgers.
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Postby Wisdom000 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:44 pm

Zenguru wrote:Now we just have to know how long we can survive chained on a bunk bed next to Sarah Palin.


If the bed has pillows I am smothering that bitch......
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Postby Muppetesque » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:47 pm

Wisdom000 wrote:Bah, I got 1 minute 19 seconds.. but its a stupid test....

I would let him bite of the limb the chain was attached to, then get away, cause me am smart......gimp is better than dinosnacks..........

Actually, realistically, what I would try and do is grab some of the dino chain slack and tangle it through the bed posts, leaving dino with no chain, me with dinoburgers.


You're gonna Jabba his ass? LOL

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Postby blah » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:59 pm

Ugh. Now there's a picture of Wisdom wearing Princess Leia's costume chocking a V-Raptor beside a bed in my head.

Fahd not happy.

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Postby Comic_Doctor » Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:38 pm

1 minute, 25 seconds.

Does anyone win?

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Postby b.lumpkin » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:06 pm

hulk432 wrote:Ugh. Now there's a picture of Wisdom wearing Princess Leia's costume chocking a V-Raptor beside a bed in my head.

Fahd not happy.
i'm glad i dont know what wisdom looks like

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Postby blah » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:17 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:i'm glad i dont know what wisdom looks like


i don't either, but unless he looks like an attractive girl, i don't to picture him wearing that costume.

i mean, no man can pull off that costume.

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Postby b.lumpkin » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:19 pm

hulk432 wrote:i don't either, but unless he looks like an attractive girl, i don't to picture him wearing that costume.

i mean, no man can pull off that costume.
I bet Prince could do it. That guy can wear anything and it don't matter.

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Postby blah » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:21 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:I bet Prince could do it. That guy can wear anything and it don't matter.


we need to remake star wars and add prince in there somewhere.

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Re: How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed with a

Postby billyzoom666 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:22 pm

Dragavon wrote:Velociraptor

http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/index.php

I could survive for 1 minute, 13 seconds. :-D


lol, me too. The best part is that when I read your post initially, I said to myself, "One minute and 13 seconds? What a pussy."

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