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I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:39 pm

:shock:

My ex that I haven't talked to in like.. 3 years (some of you might remember, as I had a thread about it on the rama when we broke up).. I just found out that she's got two kids now. And she's a stripper at a fancy strip club downtown.

:shock:

I don't particularly give a damn, since I haven't even talked to this chick since we broke up, but it's bizarre since when we were together she thought strip clubs were "disgusting" and this doesn't even sound like the same girl from everything I"ve heard about her now.. and I'm pretty sure the guy she was cheating on me with is the kids' dad, but I don't think they're together anymore.

I guess things went downhill once I left the picture. :roll:
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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby Psivage » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:41 pm

Chris wrote::shock:

My ex that I haven't talked to in like.. 3 years (some of you might remember, as I had a thread about it on the rama when we broke up).. I just found out that she's got two kids now. And she's a stripper at a fancy strip club downtown.

:shock:

I don't particularly give a damn, since I haven't even talked to this chick since we broke up, but it's bizarre since when we were together she thought strip clubs were "disgusting" and this doesn't even sound like the same girl from everything I"ve heard about her now.. and I'm pretty sure the guy she was cheating on me with is the kids' dad, but I don't think they're together anymore.

I guess things went downhill once I left the picture. :roll:



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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby GratefulFred » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:44 pm

Chris wrote:but it's bizarre since when we were together she thought strip clubs were "disgusting" and this doesn't even sound like the same girl from everything I"ve heard about her now.. and I'm pretty sure the guy she was cheating on me with is the kids' dad, but I don't think they're together anymore.

I guess things went downhill once I left the picture. :roll:



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Postby Keb » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:50 pm

So wait, before we start bashing, who's the victim here?

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Postby Starlord » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:51 pm

just think, they could have been yours. :-D
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:53 pm

starlord wrote:just think, they could have been yours. :-D


Oh god... I don't know what I would do. I am in no way ready for kids. Not emotionally, or financially. :shock:
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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:53 pm

Keb wrote:So wait, before we start bashing, who's the victim here?


No one?

I'm just sharing some shocking news..

My mouth literally dropped when I heard this.
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Postby Doc Jon » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:57 pm

Chris wrote:No one?

I'm just sharing some shocking news..

My mouth literally dropped when I heard this.


That is crazy. My friend went through something very similar.
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Postby KingPagla » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:57 pm

That's a kick in the head....
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Re: I just found out my ex has two kids.

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:00 pm

Chris wrote::shock:

My ex that I haven't talked to in like.. 3 years (some of you might remember, as I had a thread about it on the rama when we broke up).. I just found out that she's got two kids now. And she's a stripper at a fancy strip club downtown.

:shock:

I don't particularly give a damn, since I haven't even talked to this chick since we broke up, but it's bizarre since when we were together she thought strip clubs were "disgusting" and this doesn't even sound like the same girl from everything I"ve heard about her now.. and I'm pretty sure the guy she was cheating on me with is the kids' dad, but I don't think they're together anymore.

I guess things went downhill once I left the picture. :roll:


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Postby Eric » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:00 pm

That's ok, I found my ex on a porn site the other night.

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Postby Chris » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:01 pm

Eric wrote:That's ok, I found my ex on a porn site the other night.

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Postby Keb » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:01 pm

3 years is a long time though. Things can change for a lot of people in 3 years.

The stripper thing is weird though.

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Postby GLX » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:01 pm

Is she hot?
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Postby False Prophet » Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:03 pm

Maybe she saved your sperm for a rainy day and you just found out about your kids.

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