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Hey! Why Is Everyone Horny? NSFW!!!

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:15 pm

What's with things lately?

It seems like almost every exchange involving Carrie involves sex or wanting her for sex?

Why does she have this power and why does she seem to be in that mood of late?

Geez........rename the place into Carrie's Harem already! :roll:

Most important of all questions from me, can I still get Carrie cookies free from sexual residues from the boys here?

This place is almost making me feel like I've entered a brothel or orgy palace! :shock:
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Postby b.lumpkin » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:20 pm

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Postby Eric » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:21 pm

She makes Bruce dance side to side, that's why.

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Re: Hey! Why Is Everyone Horny?

Postby Zechs » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:26 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:What's with things lately?

It seems like almost every exchange involving Carrie involves sex or wanting her for sex?

Why does she have this power and why does she seem to be in that mood of late?

Geez........rename the place into Carrie's Harem already! :roll:

Most important of all questions from me, can I still get Carrie cookies free from sexual residues from the boys here?

This place is almost making me feel like I've entered a brothel or orgy palace! :shock:


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Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:58 pm

Are you guys telling me that Carrie is the hawtest hawtie around?

That her boobies are hypnotic and you've seen them?

Damn.

All this time I was only after cookies from her. :oops:
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: Hey! Why Is Everyone Horny?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:01 pm

Zechs wrote:Image


I'm trying to behave............................

You sound like Fourthman here..............
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:05 pm

The irony of this question being asked by the orginator of the "Women Watching" thread is so delightful.

Aren't half your posts literally just five smileys with their tongues hanging out? ;)
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Re: Hey! Why Is Everyone Horny?

Postby Strict31 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:16 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:What's with things lately?

It seems like almost every exchange involving Carrie involves sex or wanting her for sex?

Why does she have this power and why does she seem to be in that mood of late?

Geez........rename the place into Carrie's Harem already! :roll:

Most important of all questions from me, can I still get Carrie cookies free from sexual residues from the boys here?

This place is almost making me feel like I've entered a brothel or orgy palace! :shock:


The question isn't why everyone else is so horny.

But rather why everyone else seems so horny to you. And the answer is because you are horny. And this leads you to see everything through rose-colored, horny-rimmed glasses.

The exchanges people are having with Carrie are not, at their root, about sex, but rather about the hard collision of cultural extremes. Vigorous discourse about the interplay of men and women in a complex society that so often, is about little more than one person getting over on another.

Sure, this co-mingling of ideas may at times be punctuated with verbal baiting, but that just exists to help us swallow otherwise hard ideas, and drive them fully home.

And these discussions are really group affairs that anyone can participate in, to ultimately achieve a moment of perfect enlightenment.

So, if these exchanges seem sexually charged to you, I suggest that perhaps you need to dig a little bit deeper, and immerse yourself in them.















On the other hand, maybe we all need to be getting some more trim.
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Postby Eric » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:16 pm

BOOOOOYA!!

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Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:26 pm

Lord Simian wrote:The irony of this question being asked by the orginator of the "Women Watching" thread is so delightful.

Aren't half your posts literally just five smileys with their tongues hanging out? ;)


True, but you forgot tom mention that I include pics of the subjects causing all the drooling...... :roll: :-D :wink:

But, I'm more then just that. I can be civil about women. Plus, just noting and a little surprised at all this heat for Carrie.

I feel like I'm left out of something here. :oops:
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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Re: Hey! Why Is Everyone Horny?

Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:28 pm

Strict31 wrote:The question isn't why everyone else is so horny.

But rather why everyone else seems so horny to you. And the answer is because you are horny. And this leads you to see everything through rose-colored, horny-rimmed glasses.

The exchanges people are having with Carrie are not, at their root, about sex, but rather about the hard collision of cultural extremes. Vigorous discourse about the interplay of men and women in a complex society that so often, is about little more than one person getting over on another.

Sure, this co-mingling of ideas may at times be punctuated with verbal baiting, but that just exists to help us swallow otherwise hard ideas, and drive them fully home.

And these discussions are really group affairs that anyone can participate in, to ultimately achieve a moment of perfect enlightenment.

So, if these exchanges seem sexually charged to you, I suggest that perhaps you need to dig a little bit deeper, and immerse yourself in them.















On the other hand, maybe we all need to be getting some more trim.


I think that's it. OR you've all seen Carrie and are reacting.
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
/人 ◕ ‿‿ ◕ 人\

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Postby Eric » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:28 pm

Hey, if she alieviated the horny, we wouldn't be so.

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Postby Lord Simian » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:28 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:True, but you forgot tom mention that I include pics of the subjects causing all the drooling...... :roll: :-D :wink:

But, I'm more then just that. I can be civil about women. Plus, just noting and a little surprised at all this heat for Carrie.

I feel like I'm left out of something here. :oops:


Evidence of this has yet to be offered.



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Postby Cat-Scratch » Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:29 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Evidence of this has yet to be offered.



(I keed, I keed!) :twisted:


Hey! :oops:

(nice keed, now give me a shot of scotch...... :wink: )
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Strict31 wrote:To quote Hunter S. Thompson, there is nothing more despicable than a cat in the depths of a nip binge..
Strict31 wrote:Listen to Feline Mussolini.
Strict31 wrote:You're goddamned insane.
achilles wrote:Pay no attention to Cat-Scratch people; he's insane from all that cat-nip.
Lord Simian wrote:"Us"? This is YOUR Kongdamn fault, mister "Bets on when this place will break again"....
Psivage wrote:Don't trust a cat. They are always up to no good.
Ragnascratch is coming... maybe.
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