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Carlos Beltran

Postby Carrie » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:54 am

In lieu of covering the happenings in baseball this week, statnut has given us this in-depth look at one of baseball's greats, Carlos Beltran.

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Postby jza1218 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:58 am

Im surprised he didnt mention when he saw Beltran on Fifth Avenue this weekend. He called me right away with that.

"OMGZ! I JUST SAW BELTRAN AND CAME!"

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Postby Deux » Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:58 am

jza1218 wrote:"OMGZ! I JUST SAW BELTRAN AND CAME!"


"ON HIZ SHUUZ!"

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Postby statnut » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:01 am

jza1218 wrote:Im surprised he didnt mention when he saw Beltran on Fifth Avenue this weekend. He called me right away with that.

"OMGZ! I JUST SAW BELTRAN AND CAME!"


I know you were jealous.

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Postby jza1218 » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:04 am

I was too buzzed to really care :lol:

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Postby vinnypic » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:04 am

Where's the part about taking third strikes?

Carrie, I'mma write an NHL Article.

Maybe I'll get a few co conspirators.
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Bow the fuck down.

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Postby C20Percent » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:06 am

Haha, an in-depth look at Carlos Beltran. :lol:

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Postby Carrie » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 am

VinnyPic wrote:Where's the part about taking third strikes?

Carrie, I'mma write an NHL Article.

Maybe I'll get a few co conspirators.


Be my guest. I need all the volunteers I can get. There are a LOT of sports out there.

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Postby Carrie » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:08 am

C20Percent wrote:Haha, an in-depth look at Carlos Beltran. :lol:


I called him one of the greats too. See what I did there? :lol:

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Postby CountD » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:11 am

maybe stat shoulda punched him in the mouth.

I swear, I'm turning to the dark side and becoming a Red Sox fan soon.

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Postby Deux » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:11 am

OT: Check this article out from BA in 2001 (found on that Google 2001 thing).

http://web.archive.org/web/20010418172345/www.baseballamerica.com/leagues/HS_amateur/1026pgshowcase.html

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Postby C20Percent » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:12 am

Jeez. baseball is so stat heavy -- somebody can't be a good player unless his stats confirm that, and Carlos Beltran can't get into the HOF because his OPS is low. I bet most sport's guys don't even know what an OPS is -- can you imagine Tony Kornheiser explaining a players' OPS?

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Postby statnut » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:12 am

Writing about the playoffs would have been easy and boring. Both the Phillies and Dodgers won easy in the first round, nothing interesting there. So I went a different route.

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Postby statnut » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:14 am

CountD wrote:maybe stat shoulda punched him in the mouth.

I swear, I'm turning to the dark side and becoming a Red Sox fan soon.


I dont think anyone would mourn that. :-D

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Postby CountD » Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:16 am

statnut wrote:I dont think anyone would mourn that. :-D


I'd still call out the shitty Mets bullpen, don't hyou worry

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