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How to deal with religious crazies.

Postby dairydead » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:07 pm

At my University, right now there is a group that is virtually the same as the Fred Phelps church, screaming out crap by the library. How is the best way to deal with these people? Should I ignore them? Does anyone have any zingers? I already stumped him before class, so that was satisfying at least. But its too much fun! :twisted:
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Postby avengingtitan » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:08 pm

Make out with a dude in front of them. :-D

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Re: How to deal with religious crazies.

Postby eyp » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:08 pm

dairydead wrote:At my University, right now there is a group that is virtually the same as the Fred Phelps church, screaming out crap by the library. How is the best way to deal with these people? Should I ignore them? Does anyone have any zingers? I already stumped him before class, so that was satisfying at least. But its too much fun! :twisted:



Don't feed them.

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Postby Keb » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:08 pm

Do you have headphones. When they try talking to you, point to your headphones and walk away. I always do that at school.

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:08 pm

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some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.

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Postby tralfaz » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:09 pm

what are they bitching about?
It's Spanish for "Go fuck yourself"

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Postby avengingtitan » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:10 pm

tralfaz wrote:what are they bitching about?
People not having their Christmas decorations up yet.

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:10 pm

avengingtitan wrote:People not having their Christmas decorations up yet.


Hate crime.
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some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.

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Postby dairydead » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:10 pm

tralfaz wrote:what are they bitching about?

That we are all fags for going to a public University, and that we are so bad that we are unforgivable, and that we must repent because there might still be a chance for us terrible terrible masturbators.
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Postby MoneyMelon » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:11 pm

Just ignore them.

They love confrontation.
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Postby dairydead » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:12 pm

Keb wrote:Do you have headphones. When they try talking to you, point to your headphones and walk away. I always do that at school.
They are grandstanding. They have a pretty big crowd, and the police are there.
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Postby nietoperz » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:12 pm

What Melon said. A zinger will just engage them in conversation and give them the opening they need to hassle the crap out of you. Walk on by.
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Postby billyzoom666 » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:13 pm

Agree with them and then make funny faces behind their backs to the rest of the crowd.

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Postby avengingtitan » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:13 pm

dairydead wrote:They are grandstanding. They have a pretty big crowd, and the police are there.
Offer to suck their dicks. Then they'll hit you and get arrested. Of course they MAY follow you home and kill you. Thats a risk I'm willing to let you take for the greater good. The greater good being us getting a chuckle of course. :-D

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Postby Keb » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:15 pm

dairydead wrote:They are grandstanding. They have a pretty big crowd, and the police are there.
technically, they shouldn't be allowed to do that on campus unless they're sanctioned by the student union, or the university. In either case they have to get special permission. If they're not, they can be arrested.

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