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The Jumper 30 second review

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Doc Jon

Rain Partier

Postby Doc Jon » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:15 am

Crap.

It's ok if you want to turn your mind off and watch some bad acting from a bad script.

Doug Liman (director of Bourne Identity, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith), I expected better from you.

Hayden Christiansen is wooden like he is in Star Wars, and Sam Jackson phones this movie in like he all he needed was some cash for a car payment. The story makes no sense and manages to actually contradict what little plot it had.

Not even worth a rental or the bandwidth I used downloading it.

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AntiLogic

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Postby AntiLogic » Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:20 am

jsalwen wrote:Crap.

It's ok if you want to turn your mind off and watch some bad acting from a bad script.

Doug Liman (director of Bourne Identity, and Mr. and Mrs. Smith), I expected better from you.

Hayden Christiansen is wooden like he is in Star Wars, and Sam Jackson phones this movie in like he all he needed was some cash for a car payment. The story makes no sense and manages to actually contradict what little plot it had.

Not even worth a rental or the bandwidth I used downloading it.

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Your review was shit! ;)
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Doc Jon

Rain Partier

Postby Doc Jon » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:03 am

The movie was shit.
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scottmdavis

Factor 8

Postby scottmdavis » Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:18 am

my brother rented Jumper and Bucket List last night.. we watched Bucket List and left before he could start Jumper.

Sadly the video store had 2 full shelves of Jumper, they must of been conned into taking a crap load.
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Doc Jon

Rain Partier

Postby Doc Jon » Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:15 pm

scottmdavis wrote:my brother rented Jumper and Bucket List last night.. we watched Bucket List and left before he could start Jumper.

Sadly the video store had 2 full shelves of Jumper, they must of been conned into taking a crap load.



It looks like it should be at least decent. I was actually interested in seeing it in the theater. Thank god I didn't waste money.

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