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Postby garion » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:24 pm

GLX wrote:Just chilling. Why did you break up?

different personalities... basically we just weren't clicking :cry:
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Postby GLX » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:25 pm

garion wrote:different personalities... basically we just weren't clicking :cry:


That means you can reflect on your past relationship the way most males do-by watching porn and getting drunk.
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Postby garion » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:06 pm

GLX wrote:That means you can reflect on your past relationship the way most males do-by watching porn and getting drunk.

ha.

i would totally do that except I don't drink and the porn, well that was a given. :-)
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Postby Greg » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:11 pm

Sorry to hear bout the break up, dude. Get that porn crackin'! 8)

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Postby GLX » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:27 pm

garion wrote:ha.

i would totally do that except I don't drink and the porn, well that was a given. :-)


Post the clean stuff in the Hot Guy Group.
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Postby Starlord » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:05 pm

sorry to hear about the breakup. Hang in there. The right guy is out there for you. :-)
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Postby GLX » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:25 am

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Postby GLX » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:05 pm

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/peoples-sexie ... n/15572?nc

He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance, and wield a weapon.

At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic "Australia", which he says kept him "dirty 95 percent of the time" and left people stammering, "Oh ... my ... God," according to costar Nicole Kidman, who adds, "Women's jaws drop when Hugh walks into a room."

Jackman's wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form "the Body of Doom -- but I like what's inside": a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3. A hard body with a soft center -- 2008's Sexiest Man Alive sat down with PEOPLE to reveal most of his secrets.

You turned 40 October 12 and now you're the Sexiest Man Alive. What was your wife's response?"
"God bless her, she said, 'I could've told them that years ago!' And then she said, 'Obviously, Brad wasn't available this year.' And I said, 'That was a joke, right?'

Your marriage is a success story.
"In my early 20s, I didn't have a regular girlfriend. I was single and really happy about it. And then when I was 26, I met Deb on [the Australian TV show] 'Correlli.' She was my leading lady. It was just undeniable. I started planning to propose to her at about three months. We are happy. Deb and my kids have been the best things that have ever happened to me, without a doubt."

How do you keep the passion alive?
"It's easy with my wife. She loves the idea of me coming home in costume because it makes her feel like she's having an affair in a good way. When we met, I was cast as a prisoner with tattoos and she'd say, 'Don't take your tattoos off tonight!' and I'd be like, 'All right!' But what works best with her is the stockbroker look. She also says, 'Do your sexy dance for me -- an '80s-like, hip-swiveling number -- and that works for me."

Are you self-conscious about any body part?
"When I was younger, I had chicken legs. My nickname was Sticks."

What part do people like best?
"My smile. Lately my pecs. I'm being honest!"

What do you wear to bed?
"I didn't wear anything until my daughter was born and we had a night nanny because I was working. I walked out stark naked, and she was reading a book. Now I like boxer briefs."
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Postby garion » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:42 pm

starlord wrote:sorry to hear about the breakup. Hang in there. The right guy is out there for you. :-)

thanks. i'm semi-hopeful.

why do i think tho my hand is better? :( :P :wink:
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Postby garion » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:42 pm

Greg wrote:Sorry to hear bout the break up, dude. Get that porn crackin'! 8)

sheeet. my computer is pissed at how I've been working it. :)
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Postby garion » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:45 pm

GLX wrote:[youtube=445,344,M4kMkvcaBqU][/youtube]

it sounded like U2 in the beginning to me

not bad tho.
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Postby garion » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:58 pm

i used to think this dude was the cat's meow. What a shame when he passed.

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Postby GLX » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:48 am

garion wrote:thanks. i'm semi-hopeful.

why do i think tho my hand is better? :( :P :wink:


Doesn't it get sore, though?
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Postby Starlord » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:01 am

GLX wrote:Doesn't it get sore, though?


that's when you use the left hand. Just don't let the right one know or it gets jealous.
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Postby garion » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:36 pm

starlord wrote:that's when you use the left hand. Just don't let the right one know or it gets jealous.

well, then i'll go the 2 handed route. but then they'll both be sore and i'll have to dig out the fleshlight.
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