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john lewis hawk
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by john lewis hawk » Fri Apr 07, 2006 10:54 pm
Known Human wrote:
But I like my chair....I love my chair...
Do it. The will of the Guttenberg will force you to.
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trachman
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by trachman » Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:36 pm
Known Human wrote:
But I like my chair....I love my chair...
Kick the chair, and with a thick southern accent say "Thats it!" That always gets a lot laughs at parties.
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Zenguru
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by Zenguru » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:59 pm
Known Human wrote:
Do I really need to holler, or can you just assume?
He din't say "holler." He said "HOLLA!"
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!!!
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Lord Simian
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by Lord Simian » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:51 pm
Known Human wrote:
But I like my chair....I love my chair...
Your chair doesn't really love you, though. It's been seen with many other men. And it slept with a footsool. Your chair is a shameless hussy.
Kong created the Outhouse to train the Faithful. One cannot go against the Word of Kong.---
The Teachings of Pawl Monk'DibMonkey, I like your style!--Lex LuthorZenguru wrote:I trust Lord Simian's word more than my friend.
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Zenguru
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by Zenguru » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:47 pm
Lord Simian wrote:Your chair doesn't really love you, though. It's been seen with many other men. And it slept with a footsool. Your chair is a shameless hussy.
But what do monkeys know about chairs? You'll just poop on them anyway.
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Wisdom000
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by Wisdom000 » Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:40 am
I want some girldy drinks, cause I am a girly drink drunk, so make with the coconut shells and umbrellas and little fruity chunks and ice cream......
Anti-Organized Religion, Pro-Choice, Pro-Gun Rights with limits, Pro-Legalization of Drugs-Prostitution-Assisted Suicide, Pro-Gay Marriage,
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Known Human
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by Known Human » Fri Apr 14, 2006 8:22 am
Wisdom000 wrote:I want some girldy drinks, cause I am a girly drink drunk, so make with the coconut shells and umbrellas and little fruity chunks and ice cream......
Why do I see you then wearing the coconut shells as a bra?
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Lord Simian
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by Lord Simian » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:28 am
Zenguru wrote:But what do monkeys know about chairs? You'll just poop on them anyway.
You kidding? We love chairs! They serve as shining outposts of LAZY! Besides... they get us higher, which means flung poo goes further...
Kong created the Outhouse to train the Faithful. One cannot go against the Word of Kong.---
The Teachings of Pawl Monk'DibMonkey, I like your style!--Lex LuthorZenguru wrote:I trust Lord Simian's word more than my friend.
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Zenguru
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by Zenguru » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:21 am
Wisdom000 wrote:I want some girldy drinks, cause I am a girly drink drunk, so make with the coconut shells and umbrellas and little fruity chunks and ice cream......
Shells & umbrellas we can do. Ice cream, too. For fruity chunks, you'll have to rummage through all the piles of flung poo leftover by Sim and his cohorts.
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Known Human
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by Known Human » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:56 am
Zenguru wrote:Shells & umbrellas we can do. Ice cream, too. For fruity chunks, you'll have to rummage through all the piles of flung poo leftover by Sim and his cohorts.
Who you calling a cohort?!
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Zenguru
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by Zenguru » Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:57 pm
Known Human wrote:
Who you calling a cohort?!
Well, if the poop fits.
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Zenguru
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by Zenguru » Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:05 pm
Fixed!
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Sunless
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by Sunless » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:40 am
Two large gins, two pints of cider, ice in the cider
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Zero
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by Zero » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:05 am
Ice in it?! Eek. Add half a lager and a shot of Blackcurrant, and make me a Diesel.
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