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Coming out of both ends

Postby Starlord » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:25 am

I've had the worse case of stomach flu for the last three days. I couldn't even keep water down. My body feels waisted.

Now I'm able to keep down liquids and yogurt.

So how is everyone doing? I miss anything. Has that sexy Topo shown up yet?
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Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.

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Postby AaronW » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:26 am

Just go lay down in the bathtub. That's what I do in that situation. It makes it easy to hose myself off after an explosion.

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Postby tralfaz » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:26 am

I had that a couple weeks ago. suuuuuuuuuuucked.
It's Spanish for "Go fuck yourself"

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Postby AaronW » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:27 am

I only get that way from a cheap beer and Bourbon bender.

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Postby Starlord » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:32 am

Aaron_W wrote:Just go lay down in the bathtub. That's what I do in that situation. It makes it easy to hose myself off after an explosion.


I had to disinfect the bathtub. It became an emergency receptacle. :oops:
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Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.

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Postby Spidey-Man » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:33 am

i was doing fine until i read this thread :cry:

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Postby BubbaKanoosh » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:33 am

sexy, starlod. tres sexy
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Postby TerriG » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:34 am

Wow.

And I'll pass along your love to eltopo.
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Postby Starlord » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:34 am

thank you. I needed to share.
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Postby Starlord » Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:40 am

TerriG wrote:Wow.

And I'll pass along your love to eltopo.


no, no. My love is only for GOSD. Pass along my lust. Pure, lust. And tell him to get his cute little tushy over here. :D
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Postby CountD » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:32 pm

Sucks.

I heard influenza is hitting NYC, too.

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Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:16 pm

starlord wrote:no, no. My love is only for GOSD. Pass along my lust. Pure, lust. And tell him to get his cute little tushy over here. :D

it is a cute tushy isn't it ?
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Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:16 pm

I don't like it when light bulbs rain from the sky
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Postby MoneyMelon » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:27 pm

ewwwww. Feel better, starlord.
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Postby daitong » Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:41 pm

I thought this was Starlord's porn fantasy.

Feel better man.

NYC is getting hit hard with sickness. It's endtimes man. Endtimes...
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