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I hope 2/12 is the birthday of the inventor of the dildo

Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:39 pm

so tomorrow plastic penis will cover my screen and spark the fires of my imagination.

oh what a glorious day it'll be


thank you for your time
topo out

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Postby nietoperz » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:41 pm

So what you're saying is that only fake penises can bring you inspiration? :shock:
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Postby b.lumpkin » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:43 pm

nietoperz wrote:So what you're saying is that only fake penises can bring you inspiration? :shock:
rotating-tipped double-dongs make the world go round

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Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:44 pm

nietoperz wrote:So what you're saying is that only fake penises can bring you inspiration? :shock:

I'm took freaked out by real ones
and my own is nothing awe-inspiring
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Postby daitong » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:44 pm

I could sprinkle this site with the gay amputee porn I had to recover from someone's computer today.
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Postby Timbales » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:47 pm

dildos have been around since ancient times
However, Liefeld is an enigma wrapped in a pouch-filled, muscular, footless conundrum.
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Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:48 pm

daitong wrote:I could sprinkle this site with the gay amputee porn I had to recover from someone's computer today.

you know Stump-fuckers 6 isn't a production I was particularity proud of
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Postby BubbaKanoosh » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:49 pm

Timberoo wrote:dildos have been around since ancient times


YOUR SIG IS AWESOME!
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Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:49 pm

Timberoo wrote:dildos have been around since ancient times

so the T-rex made them ?
makes sense they'd need something to help them diddle with those little arms
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Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:50 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:YOUR SIG IS AWESOME!

thanks one of my old ones I thought I'd reuse
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Postby BubbaKanoosh » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:52 pm

eltopo wrote:thanks one of my old ones I thought I'd reuse


Actually, I meant Timberoo's but yours is pretty sweet too.

I think I need a new one.
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Postby TerriG » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:55 pm

I support your thread TJ.
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Postby eltopo » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:57 pm

BubbaKanoosh wrote:Actually, I meant Timberoo's but yours is pretty sweet too.

I think I need a new one.

galactus is pretty sweet
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Postby b.lumpkin » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:58 pm

eltopo wrote:so the T-rex made them ?
makes sense they'd need something to help them diddle with those little arms
so THAT's what the wesayso corporation did
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Postby GHERU » Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:58 pm

I am unsure as to how this will be any different than any other day for you topo?
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