Reposted from the other thread:
The Miz beats Antonio Cesaro, allowing AC to step up to Intercontinental or even World Heavyweight level status. Plus, I quite like Miz and he needs a boost.
Team Rhodes Scholars beat Team Hell No, leading to THN's break-up, sadly, but they've had a good run.
Alberto Del Rio beats Big Show, because ADR is awesome and Big Show works best when he's pissed off at the world.
CM Punk beats The Rock, with interference from someone who isn't The Shield, so either Brad Maddox or (long-shot) Brock Lesnar.
John Cena wins The Rumble, with Dolph Ziggler lasting the longest and Ryback getting the most eliminations.