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America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:10 am

Because Dan Rubenstein said so.

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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Punchy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:11 am

Hahahahahahaha

No

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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:13 am

Punchy wrote:Hahahahahahaha

No


Watch and learn before you make a snarky comment.
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Punchy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:15 am

Juan Cena wrote:
Watch and learn before you make a snarky comment.


Hahahahahahaha

No

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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby BlueStreak » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:18 am

Another brilliant takedown of a sports writer by Nac. Exposing Dan Rubenstein as a isolationist xenophobe who wants to start international conflict for his own personal gain is a bold claim, but one that Nac can probably back in court.
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Lord Simian » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:29 am

Well, technically we DO have the best soccer in the world, because the rest of the world doesn't play soccer. You guys have "futbol", no?


That said, fuck Dan Rubenstein. He probably has a list of "top dog breeds to watch max and ruby with".

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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:33 am

Lord Simian wrote:Well, technically we DO have the best soccer in the world, because the rest of the world doesn't play soccer. You guys have "futbol", no?


That said, fuck Dan Rubenstein. He probably has a list of "top dog breeds to watch max and ruby with".



They can't even spell it right. :roll:
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Feb 27, 2013 12:02 pm

We still have soccer for people over 10?
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby oogy » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:01 pm

avengingtitan wrote:We still have soccer for people over 10?

Yeah, they're called women.
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby dairydead » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:47 pm

god, its so weird how obsessed you get with male sports writers/figures.
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby bkthomson » Wed Feb 27, 2013 1:48 pm

Thank god Dan Rubenstein is here to tell the world these things and Narc to repeat them for us.
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Juan Cena » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:55 pm

GOAL USA!

This is OUR sport!
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Re: America has the best soccer in the world.

Postby Chris » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:55 pm

dairydead wrote:god, its so weird how obsessed you get with male sports writers/figures.


You just realized this now?
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Postby guitarsmashley » Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:18 pm

I really don't understand why the staff puts up with it. I mean even Jude stopped with the Newsbusters. Eventually you understand that no one gives a fuck and rather than add to the conversation your regurgitating the same bullshit no one gives a fuck about. What I'm trying to say is, I miss my dad.
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