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Postby McKegan » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:18 pm

So, you have a 'box of goodies' to pleasure yourself with?

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Postby BarrySagittarius » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:19 pm

xaraan wrote:awwww, lol, its ok, my crotch is back to normal now, it wore off after a bit
i heard a similar story from a friend of mine, except there was a girl involved. he put a numbing lube on like the one you're talkin about, but he didn't know that's what it was and he put it on before his erection was ready and killed his dick for that night.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby superfictious » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:19 pm

xaraan wrote:I was just using it for lubricant on myself, not for butt secks


lol my bad :lol: Yep, Anal Ease is made from pretty much the same stuff as Oragel, so it'll make junior go bye-bye if you're not careful.

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Postby xaraan » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:20 pm

McKegan wrote:So, you have a 'box of goodies' to pleasure yourself with?


no, it's mostly toys and stuff from when I was married, there isn't much in there for solo stuff unfortunately, which is why I was making due

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Postby xaraan » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:20 pm

Black Kryptonite wrote:lol my bad :lol: Yep, Anal Ease is made from pretty much the same stuff as Oragel, so it'll make junior go bye-bye if you're not careful.


yea, found that out the hard (or not so hard) way

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Postby xaraan » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:21 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:i heard a similar story from a friend of mine, except there was a girl involved. he put a numbing lube on like the one you're talkin about, but he didn't know that's what it was and he put it on before his erection was ready and killed his dick for that night.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


probably would have ended up happening to me that way, but we never got to break out the eaze before we split up, so it had been unused until the other day

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Postby GOSD » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:23 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:i heard a similar story from a friend of mine, except there was a girl involved. he put a numbing lube on like the one you're talkin about, but he didn't know that's what it was and he put it on before his erection was ready and killed his dick for that night.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That's hilarious! :lol:

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Postby Daniel » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:24 pm

Oh wow.
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starlord wrote::shock: That's the first time paper has ever given me an erection!

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Postby McKegan » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:26 pm

Daniel wrote:Oh wow.


I don't think you meet the minimum age/height requirements for this thread. Run along.

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Postby Starlord » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:27 pm

This could be my favorite thread of all time!

I bow before thee, Xaraan.
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Good-bye.."

Asking Trump to be President is like asking a zombie for a rim job.

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Postby xaraan » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:27 pm

yea, do I need to edit the title and put NSFW? or is the fact that it says anal ease enough to figure that out?

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Postby xaraan » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:27 pm

starlord wrote:This could be my favorite thread of all time!

I bow before thee, Xaraan.


ah, I posted this just for you actually, I thought it would bring a smile to your face

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Postby Starlord » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:30 pm

actually we have two different lubes. One like you have, but another one that numbs the head of the penis and makes pleasure last longer.
"I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish enough "Hello's" to get you through the final "Good-bye.."

Asking Trump to be President is like asking a zombie for a rim job.

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Postby Carrie » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:31 pm

Lord Simian wrote:Ok. You win. That's the creepiest thread start I've read here.


I dunno, the one where his brother tried to fist him when they were wrestling was worse, IMO.

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Postby Chris » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:32 pm

This thread should really be marked for TMI.

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