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Postby b.lumpkin » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:32 pm

starlord wrote:actually we have two different lubes. One like you have, but another one that numbs the head of the penis and makes pleasure last longer.
I'm pretty sure that's the one my friend was trying to use. He bought it in one of those condom dispensers at the gas station because he's a dumbass.

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Postby Starlord » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:33 pm

Carrie wrote:I dunno, the one where his brother tried to fist him when they were wrestling was worse, IMO.


I really was hoping that he was going to be the first guy at the Outhouse to admit he enjoyed a small butt plug now and then. :(
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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:34 pm

starlord wrote:actually we have two different lubes. One like you have, but another one that numbs the head of the penis and makes pleasure last longer.


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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:35 pm

starlord wrote:I really was hoping that he was going to be the first guy at the Outhouse to admit he enjoyed a small butt plug now and then. :(


who me? oh, ive had toys there before, i dont mind it

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Postby superfictious » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:36 pm

starlord wrote:I really was hoping that he was going to be the first guy at the Outhouse to admit he enjoyed a small butt plug now and then. :(


I bought a long, twisty butt plug for my wife, but she seems scared to death of it. Damn scaredysoreass rex. :x

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Postby superfictious » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:37 pm

This has pretty much become the outhouse's official anal secks thread, hasn't it?

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Postby Starlord » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:37 pm

xaraan wrote:who me? oh, ive had toys there before, i dont mind it


:shock: You're awesome on so many levels. :D
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Postby Starlord » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:38 pm

Black Kryptonite wrote:I bought a long, twisty butt plug for my wife, but she seems scared to death of it. Damn scaredysoreass rex. :x


perhaps if you showed her it would be alright, first. She might try it, then.
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Postby b.lumpkin » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:38 pm

xaraan wrote:who me? oh, ive had toys there before, i dont mind it
:shock:

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Postby superfictious » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:40 pm

starlord wrote:perhaps if you showed her it would be alright, first. She might try it, then.


Nah, I'll just wait until she's asleep. Give her an early morning surprise. :twisted:

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Postby b.lumpkin » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:40 pm

starlord wrote:perhaps if you showed her it would be alright, first. She might try it, then.
she's going first when we move up to wine bottles

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Postby superfictious » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:42 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:she's going first when we move up to wine bottles


I remember when a guy in my dorm once has a soda bottle stuck up there and couldn't get it out because of the suction.

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Postby MoneyMelon » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:43 pm

xaraan wrote:So a couple days ago I was feeling a bit frisky and was unfortunately alone, so I decided to get frisky all by my lonesome. Well, in my "box o' goodies" I had some anal ease that I haven't used and I thought it was only a lubricant. I found out the hard way that it also has some numbing effects. What a bust that evening was. :(

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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:43 pm

Colonel Angus wrote::shock:


you know, i thought your name was colonel anus until i just now noticed it

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Postby b.lumpkin » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:47 pm

xaraan wrote:you know, i thought your name was colonel anus until i just now noticed it
my brother's name is anal angus

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