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Postby Strict31 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:54 pm

When compiling a "box of goodies", one should always remember to keep an up-to-date inventory on all implements and chemicals contained within.
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"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."


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Postby Daniel » Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:56 pm

xaraan wrote:who me? oh, ive had toys there before, i dont mind it

I will refrain from replying beyond what I'm saying.
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starlord wrote::shock: That's the first time paper has ever given me an erection!

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Postby b.lumpkin » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:03 pm

Strict31 wrote:When compiling a "box of goodies", one should always remember to keep an up-to-date inventory on all implements and chemicals contained within.
The "box of goodies" is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched!

And it will be, I assure you Doctor Brody, Doctor Jones. We have top men working on it right now.

Who?

Top Men.

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Postby C20Percent » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:08 pm

Is this the shit you used as massage oil with your girl a week or two ago?

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Postby daitong » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:12 pm

This thread needs that Emmabe picture.

I need some anal bleach for my ears.
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Postby jeremy » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:14 pm

C20Percent wrote:Is this the shit you used as massage oil with your girl a week or two ago?


no, the massage oil thing was a while ago, like last year

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Postby Sgt.Marvel » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:21 pm

You have more stories about your ass/crotch than anyone else I know.





I love it.
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Postby Starlord » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:24 pm

Sgt.Marvel wrote:You have more stories about your ass/crotch than anyone else I know.





I love it.


I know, isn't he wonderful. :-D
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Postby Muppetesque » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:28 pm

xaraan wrote:who me? oh, ive had toys there before, i dont mind it


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Postby daitong » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:45 pm

cunninglinguist wrote:Image

with love to Daitong...


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Postby Strict31 » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:14 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:The "box of goodies" is a source of unspeakable power and it has to be researched!

And it will be, I assure you Doctor Brody, Doctor Jones. We have top men working on it right now.

Who?

Top Men.


"He chose poorly..."
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"You must be proud, bold, pleasant, resolute,
And now and then stab, as occasion serves."


Edward II: Act 2 Scene 1, by Christopher Marlowe

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Postby DeadFett » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:20 am

Xaraan, you're a true man with sharing this with us. :lol: Thanks for the laugh.
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Postby Dragavon » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:13 am

Strict31 wrote:"He chose poorly..."

:lol: :smt005 :smt023 :smt036 :smt042 :smt043 :smt044
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Postby kingofcities » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:13 am

I've heard of whiskey dick but not anal ease dick. Way to cockblock yourself from yourself. :-D
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Postby Deux » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:28 am

Xaraan: "Anal Ease? More like Anal Please! I'll take two, Cashier With Downs! Adios, Wal-Mart, its time for the Tuesday Night Delight!"

Somewhere in the city...

Xaraan's Brother: "Suddenly, my mighty penis is stiff as the Papal Crozier!"

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