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Postby toolverine » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:38 am

Teh Deux wrote:Xaraan: "Anal Ease? More like Anal Please! I'll take two, Cashier With Downs! Adios, Wal-Mart, its time for the Tuesday Night Delight!"

Somewhere in the city...

Xaraan's Brother: "Suddenly, my mighty penis is stiff as the Papal Crozier!"


It's like Highlander, but with brother-to-brother incestuous sex in place of swordplay.
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Postby Deux » Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:57 am

toolverine wrote:It's like Highlander, but with brother-to-brother incestuous sex in place of swordplay.


First to cum has to sleep on the bottom bunk.

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Re: Anal Ease

Postby eltopo » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:12 am

xaraan wrote:So a couple days ago I was feeling a bit frisky and was unfortunately alone, so I decided to get frisky all by my lonesome. Well, in my "box o' goodies" I had some anal ease that I haven't used and I thought it was only a lubricant. I found out the hard way that it also has some numbing effects. What a bust that evening was. :(

ummmmmm ok ?
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Postby misac » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:44 pm

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Postby GLX » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:27 pm

xaraan wrote:So a couple days ago I was feeling a bit frisky and was unfortunately alone, so I decided to get frisky all by my lonesome. Well, in my "box o' goodies" I had some anal ease that I haven't used and I thought it was only a lubricant. I found out the hard way that it also has some numbing effects. What a bust that evening was. :(


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Postby GLX » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:29 pm

Colonel Angus wrote:i heard a similar story from a friend of mine, except there was a girl involved. he put a numbing lube on like the one you're talkin about, but he didn't know that's what it was and he put it on before his erection was ready and killed his dick for that night.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby Dugan » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:34 pm

:lol: :lol:

Please tell me someone's added this to the xarran out-wiki.
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Re: Anal Ease

Postby jza1218 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:00 pm

eltopo wrote:ummmmmm ok ?


Dont act like it's never happened to you either! :x

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Postby Starlord » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:21 pm

this thread makes me celebrate life!


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Postby Daniel » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:22 pm

So Starlord, have you shown your husband this thread yet?
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Postby Starlord » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:31 pm

Daniel wrote:So Starlord, have you shown your husband this thread yet?


he's a lurker. He's seen it. For some reason, he's never happy that I share so much.
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Postby Daniel » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:36 pm

starlord wrote:he's a lurker. He's seen it. For some reason, he's never happy that I share so much.

It's your thing, he has his thing, c'est la vie (that French phrase is addicting).
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Postby b.lumpkin » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:37 pm

starlord wrote:this thread makes me celebrate life!


:smt038 :smt035 :smt033 :smt048 :smt117 :smt033 :smt111
life is good with threads like this.

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Postby jeremy » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:41 pm

starlord wrote:he's a lurker. He's seen it. For some reason, he's never happy that I share so much.


just point me out and say look at this idiot, he shares more personal stuff than anyone, so don't feel so bad!

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Postby Starlord » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:42 pm

xaraan wrote:just point me out and say look at this idiot, he shares more personal stuff than anyone, so don't feel so bad!



well... that has been discussed as well... LOL!
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