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Rockman

Rain Partier

Postby Rockman » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:43 pm

Not even a week ago GLX broke a story that literally cracked the internet in half!

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Respected comic book personality Tony Daniel revealed himself to a he-man woman hater, almost to the level of the Outhouses very own poster "Punchy"

Needless to say there was quite an outrage from this atrocity, rightfully so I might add.

No sooner did we think that we've seen the worse abuses from these vile women hating monsters, do we get an episode of a children's television program "Regular Show"

Like most 28 year old men on a monday night, I decided to unwind by watching this popular children's television show and what I found was horrifying to say the least.

In the episode titled "Meteor Moves" we find the talking Bird character Mordecai trying to put the moves on his lady friend, Margaret. It isn't long though before the show takes a very dark and very dangerous turn. The racoon thing, Rigby, casually tells mordecai that he is now in the "friend zone" with the bird lady.

Now if you're still able to read this through your raged filled vision, it gets worse! Through out the episode Rigby contiunes to use the "f word" towards moredecai, until at the end of the episode the blue bird literally goes there! It's an actual place, and he's blown his chance to hook up with the bird lady. I don't know what happens because at this point I yanked my television off the wall and through it into the street, but I imagine it involved the bird lady being stuffed into a refrigerator in Jude Terror's basement if he ever gets a hankering for frozen chicken.

There is obviously something seriously wrong with teaching children about this kind of stuff. The show is bad enough because the Racoon and Bird guy walk around with out pants on all the time, when I did that I got thrown in jail :smt013 But now you're teaching girls that it's okay to be "just friends" with guys? That's ridiculous. Every nerd knows that women have an obligation to harbor romantic feelings towards them.

We cannot let this stand, I say we start a kickstarter to get this show off the air. Any donations can be sent to my personal paypal account, I promise I'll spend it on what I said I will, I work with smgo.tv we're honest!
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:00 pm

And just when we thought you'd grown out of that AMS Faux-Humor phase. :smt011
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:21 am

Are you angling for a job Rockman?
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Punchy

Staff Writer

Postby Punchy » Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:16 am

Man, this is ridiculous.

I was just perusing the Tumblr-reactions to this, and saw people using 'Nice Guy' as a pejorative. What does this mean?

I thought I understood the english language, but it turns out I really don't.
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:28 am

Nice guys are guys who act all nice but aren't really nice. Essentially they are not nice guys. But they're called nice guys.
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Punchy

Staff Writer

Postby Punchy » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:30 am

Keb wrote:Nice guys are guys who act all nice but aren't really nice. Essentially they are not nice guys. But they're called nice guys.


So what do you call actual nice guys?
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:47 am

I don't think a guy who is nice actually exists.
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Punchy

Staff Writer

Postby Punchy » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:51 am

Keb wrote:I don't think a guy who is nice actually exists.


Hah, this is probably true.
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Rockman

Rain Partier

Postby Rockman » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:32 am

Punchy wrote:Man, this is ridiculous.

I was just perusing the Tumblr-reactions to this, and saw people using 'Nice Guy' as a pejorative. What does this mean?

I thought I understood the english language, but it turns out I really don't.


was there really a reaction to the episode on tumbler? :lol:
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Rockman

Rain Partier

Postby Rockman » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:32 am

Of course "Nice guys" exist.

Nice people exist.
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Punchy

Staff Writer

Postby Punchy » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:37 am

Rockman wrote:
was there really a reaction to the episode on tumbler? :lol:


Search for Regular Show on there, half of it is 'shipper' people freaking out because the romance subplot finally reached a kiss and they're happy about it, the other half is people angry at the use of 'friend zone' and calling Mordecai a 'nice guy'.
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Punchy

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Postby Punchy » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:38 am

Rockman wrote:Of course "Nice guys" exist.

Nice people exist.


Nope, every man is secretly a rapist, we all know this.
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Rockman

Rain Partier

Postby Rockman » Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:54 am

How long before JG quinttell gets lambasted on twitter for this?
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:02 am

Rockman wrote:Of course "Nice guys" exist.

Nice people exist.

Yes but they only have vaginas.

If you have a penis, there is a 100% chance you want to stick it in something and that makes you an awful person.
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GHERU

Rain Partier

Postby GHERU » Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:06 am

Punchy wrote:
Nope, every man is secretly a rapist, we all know this.

then its not that great of a secret

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