Not even a week ago GLX broke a story that literally cracked the internet in half!post10196999.html?hilit=
Respected comic book personality Tony Daniel revealed himself to a he-man woman hater, almost to the level of the Outhouses very own poster "Punchy"
Needless to say there was quite an outrage from this atrocity, rightfully so I might add.
No sooner did we think that we've seen the worse abuses from these vile women hating monsters, do we get an episode of a children's television program "Regular Show"
Like most 28 year old men on a monday night, I decided to unwind by watching this popular children's television show and what I found was horrifying to say the least.
In the episode titled "Meteor Moves" we find the talking Bird character Mordecai trying to put the moves on his lady friend, Margaret. It isn't long though before the show takes a very dark and very dangerous turn. The racoon thing, Rigby, casually tells mordecai that he is now in the "friend zone" with the bird lady.
Now if you're still able to read this through your raged filled vision, it gets worse! Through out the episode Rigby contiunes to use the "f word" towards moredecai, until at the end of the episode the blue bird literally goes there! It's an actual place, and he's blown his chance to hook up with the bird lady. I don't know what happens because at this point I yanked my television off the wall and through it into the street, but I imagine it involved the bird lady being stuffed into a refrigerator in Jude Terror's basement if he ever gets a hankering for frozen chicken.
There is obviously something seriously wrong with teaching children about this kind of stuff. The show is bad enough because the Racoon and Bird guy walk around with out pants on all the time, when I did that I got thrown in jail
But now you're teaching girls that it's okay to be "just friends" with guys? That's ridiculous. Every nerd knows that women have an obligation to harbor romantic feelings towards them.
We cannot let this stand, I say we start a kickstarter to get this show off the air. Any donations can be sent to my personal paypal account, I promise I'll spend it on what I said I will, I work with smgo.tv we're honest!