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Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby eltopo » Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:53 pm

Axel got fat
http://www.uproxx.com/music/2011/10/axl ... -a-little/
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Axl Rose looks like he prepared for the tour by eating a Krispy Kreme shop. As Vice put it, Rose was “looking shmoooookin’ while attempting to hide his frame under a banana yellow zoot suit.”

Additionally, Rose didn’t really sound all that good, as evidenced by his anguished-sounding braying of “Mr. Brownstone” in the clip below…

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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby Strict31 » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:03 pm

That's the sound of a million asses being fucked by one 3 mile long, cock-shaped asteroid that fell from space at ten thousand kilometers per hour.
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Postby Kolimar » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby DMM » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:22 pm

that's embarrassing. Iz he drunk?
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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby Strict31 » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:24 pm

DMM wrote:that's embarrassing. Iz he drunk?


I don't think you can get drunk off of cheeseburgers and donuts.
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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby DMM » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:25 pm

Strict31 wrote:
I don't think you can get drunk off of cheeseburgers and donuts.

:lol:
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Postby Zechs » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:43 pm

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Postby Miracloman » Thu Oct 06, 2011 5:53 pm

Is that what I hear the sound of hundreds of formers groupies screaming in horror?
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Postby Cernunnos » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:35 pm

Strict31 wrote:
I don't think you can get drunk off of cheeseburgers and donuts.


:smt044 :smt044 :smt044


Holy crap, that video was bad! Axl Rose sounded more retarded than drunk, but I believe a retarded preson could sing better.
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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby guitargod694 » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:40 pm

Gah... just fucking stop, man. How are people still paying this fat fuck to perform?
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Postby Cat-Scratch » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:54 pm

It's the hat. Made him look fat. That and the hundred plus pounds of stomach.
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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby Starlord » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:29 pm

This explains why he could never finish that damn album. He was going through all of the Ben and Jerry flavors!
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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:38 pm

Fatists. Chinese Democracy was awesome.

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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby Cat-Scratch » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:30 pm

At least he sings without his mouth being full. Right, he does sing without his mouth being full? :smt102
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Re: Appetite for destruction ...and butter

Postby DMM » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:41 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:Fatists. Chinese Democracy was awesome.

I'm not a fatist! I said nothing about his weight. His singing is absolutely terrible in that clip.
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