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Re: Article snarks

Postby Keb » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:11 pm

Also, don't like the articles Shadow, go SOMEWHERE ELSE.

We don't fucking want you here.

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Re: Article snarks

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:22 pm

I am enjoying this fight, but I hope no one will go anywhere. Stay at the Outhouse, Shadow. :lol:
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Re: Article snarks

Postby Keb » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:27 pm

Won't be fuckin my dog because I got my dick way too far up in Shadow's wife while I'm posting shit on the front page.

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Re: Article snarks

Postby fieldy snuts » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:34 pm

Shit got serious :shock:

/popcorn. and no joke, i really threw a pack into the microwave 5mins before i clicked on this thread :lol:

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Re: Article snarks

Postby Keb » Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:39 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:Shit got serious :shock:

/popcorn. and no joke, i really threw a pack into the microwave 5mins before i clicked on this thread :lol:

Nah that bitch went to lick all my skeet out his wife's pussy so he won't be back.

Prolly crying in the shower with his cutoffs on.

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Re: Article snarks

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:32 pm

The Shadow wrote:People keep saying that... but I had one in 11 days for my knee.


Still too frakin' long.
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Re: Article snarks

Postby The Shadow » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:10 pm

Keb wrote:I work from home, meaning I stay home and work. Slow season means I have time to mess around.

Translation: Uemployed and living with mom and dad.

Keb wrote: Not all of us are cunning enough to con the Saskatchewan school board to let us teach youth.

Because you can't be retarded... so you're shit outta luck.

Keb wrote:Although I probably could, if you're a teacher. Wonder how many blow jobs your mom gave to get your ass into teachers college.

Ah, the retards always resort to mom insults.

Keb wrote:Your insults are about as creative as my foot "fuck your dog" "your kitty pryde thread is misogynistic" man you really must have worked hard on those.

Again, proof of retardedness. Those were intended as constructive criticisms. Along the lines of 'fuck off and die' would also be a benefit to the world.

Keb wrote:Go read Newsarama and fuck your hat.

And you said MY insults weren't that original? You just substituted my three letter word with your own. At least try and rhyme or something.

Keb wrote: Tell your students that you're a comic nerd who hands around on the internet taking time to fight with people you've never met.

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(1) A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.
(2) A person who professes certain ideals, but fails to live up to them.


Anyway, I'll leave you with a question; Quando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt? :smt005

Much like your social life, and even like your dog who is too embarrassed to walk with you, I'm done.

Have a nice day fucktard.

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Re: Article snarks

Postby The Shadow » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:12 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:Shit got serious :shock:

Only if you take Keb AS serious and not the cunt he is. :smt102

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Re: Article snarks

Postby The Old Doctor » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:17 pm

Guys... knock it off.

One reason why, Jude is far too entertained by Canadian slap fights.

Do not feed the Jude.
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"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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""Timey" what? "Timey wimey"?"

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Re: Article snarks

Postby GLX » Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:31 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Guys... knock it off.

One reason why, Jude is far too entertained by Canadian slap fights.

Do not feed the Jude.


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Re: Article snarks

Postby The Shadow » Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:05 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:Guys... knock it off.

One reason why, Jude is far too entertained by Canadian slap fights.

Do not feed the Jude.

I put the unemployed dog fucker in ignore. 8)

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Re: Article snarks

Postby Juan Cena » Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:10 pm

GLX wrote:
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So that's what Doublehelix looks like! :shock:
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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."


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