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[bkthomson]

First lets get to why they are fighting in the first place.

The Horse faced aliens from the Avengers Movie are coming to invade the 616 Earth. Captain America gets some "internet chatter" that implicates the My Little Ponies as an advanced special forces brigade come to set up a beach head (this of course is bull shit intel based on an Outhouse thread and the SHIELD operative that brought this to Cap should be fired). Cap sends in the Avengers to take them down.

The X-Club (unaware of what the Avengers are doing) thinks that some of the ponies might be mutants gen activated after the birth of Hope. Scott is so excited by the prospects of more Mutants (even if they are Ponies) and orders the Extinction Team to investigate.

When the Avengers get to the Pony Village, Red Hulk starts smashing first and asking questions latter. This causes the ponies to immediately retaliate before the rest of the Avengers can asses the situation. When the X-men show up they try to stop the fight but just end up getting caught in the middle of it. The Ponies have seen most of the current X-Men as super villains on TV and start attacking the very people that are trying to protect them.

Doctor Strange senses a Dark presence among the Village and goes off to investigate the house it is coming from. Out of the house walks Twilight Sparkle who has let the reformed Nightmare Moon take a nap at here place since she got shit faced the night before. Doctor Strange just sees Twilight Sparkle and thinks the dark magic is coming from her and attacks. Storm flies in and tries to throw lightning at the Doc, but he goes incorporeal just in time to not get hit. The lightning strikes Twilight Sparkle's beloved dragon instead.

For a second every one is stunned by the innocent little dragon laying on the ground. Twilight Sparkle nudges the little dragon, but he is life less. Her eyes go red and she jumps up and stabs Storm through the hart with her horn. The sky is suddenly covered in dark thunder clouds. With the blood of Storm covering her face, Twilight Sparkle cast a spell that siphons Nightmare Moon's dark magic into her. Doctor Strange tries to cast a binding spell on Twilight Sparkle but she rips through it with her magic unicorn horn. Twilight then uses a magic ground pound with her hoofs. This throws Doctor Strange off balance and he messes up the next spell he was casting. Doctor Strange tries to escape to the astral plane, but just as he is doing so Twilight Sparkle blast him with a beam of pure dark magic. Getting hit with the dark magic while trying to switch dimensions rips Doctor Strange's molecules into a million pieces, scattering them across the universe.

Winner Twilight Sparkle

Bravo!

[holtom2000]

Does Twilight Sparkle have big tits?

Milk out the nose laugh

[SilverPhoenix]

First lets get to why they are fighting in the first place.

The Horse faced aliens from the Avengers Movie are coming to invade the 616 Earth. Captain America gets some "internet chatter" that implicates the My Little Ponies as an advanced special forces brigade come to set up a beach head (this of course is bull shit intel based on an Outhouse thread and the SHIELD operative that brought this to Cap should be fired). Cap sends in the Avengers to take them down.

The X-Club (unaware of what the Avengers are doing) thinks that some of the ponies might be mutants gen activated after the birth of Hope. Scott is so excited by the prospects of more Mutants (even if they are Ponies) and orders the Extinction Team to investigate.

When the Avengers get to the Pony Village, Red Hulk starts smashing first and asking questions latter. This causes the ponies to immediately retaliate before the rest of the Avengers can asses the situation. When the X-men show up they try to stop the fight but just end up getting caught in the middle of it. The Ponies have seen most of the current X-Men as super villains on TV and start attacking the very people that are trying to protect them.

Doctor Strange senses a Dark presence among the Village and goes off to investigate the house it is coming from. Out of the house walks Twilight Sparkle who has let the reformed Nightmare Moon take a nap at here place since she got shit faced the night before. Doctor Strange just sees Twilight Sparkle and thinks the dark magic is coming from her and attacks. Storm flies in and tries to throw lightning at the Doc, but he goes incorporeal just in time to not get hit. The lightning strikes Twilight Sparkle's beloved dragon instead.

For a second every one is stunned by the innocent little dragon laying on the ground. Twilight Sparkle nudges the little dragon, but he is life less. Her eyes go red and she jumps up and stabs Storm through the hart with her horn. The sky is suddenly covered in dark thunder clouds. With the blood of Storm covering her face, Twilight Sparkle cast a spell that siphons Nightmare Moon's dark magic into her. Doctor Strange tries to cast a binding spell on Twilight Sparkle but she rips through it with her magic unicorn horn. Twilight then uses a magic ground pound with her hoofs. This throws Doctor Strange off balance and he messes up the next spell he was casting. Doctor Strange tries to escape to the astral plane, but just as he is doing so Twilight Sparkle blast him with a beam of pure dark magic. Getting hit with the dark magic while trying to switch dimensions rips Doctor Strange's molecules into a million pieces, scattering them across the universe.

Winner Twilight Sparkle

Holy Shit, that was awesome!

And here I was going to have Twilight Sparkle talk sense into these two by making them realized that they're acting like shitheads because Bendis and his fellow architects couldn't be bothered to do their continuity homework that would help this story to actually make sense. Joey Q would then rage and try to find a way into Equestria so he can erase Shining Armor and Cadance's marriage.

[prozacman]

Holy Shit, that was awesome!

And here I was going to have Twilight Sparkle talk sense into these two by making them realized that they're acting like shitheads because Bendis and his fellow architects couldn't be bothered to do their continuity homework that would help this story to actually make sense. Joey Q would then rage and try to find a way into Equestria so he can erase Shining Armor and Cadance's marriage.

Thanks! Though your scenario is more consistent with the Pony Universe continuity

[Cat-Scratch]

I'm looking at this thread and noting which subforum it's in and cannot but think the subforum is properly named.
Then I think, Jude's daughters must be driving him nuts with the pony stuff, hence the thread.
Then, I picture Jude in a steel cage match with a pony.

I gotta quit this place before I surpass Hawk in insanity.

[sdsichero]

Yes. Eight of them.

She gets my vote

[sdsichero]

I'm looking at this thread and noting which subforum it's in and cannot but think the subforum is properly named.
Then I think, Jude's daughters must be driving him nuts with the pony stuff, hence the thread.
Then, I picture Jude in a steel cage match with a pony.

I gotta quit this place before I surpass Hawk in insanity.

THANK YOU JUDE

[prozacman]

Any one else up for this psychoticly creative challenge?

[SuperginraiX]

First lets get to why they are fighting in the first place.

The Horse faced aliens from the Avengers Movie are coming to invade the 616 Earth. Captain America gets some "internet chatter" that implicates the My Little Ponies as an advanced special forces brigade come to set up a beach head (this of course is bull shit intel based on an Outhouse thread and the SHIELD operative that brought this to Cap should be fired). Cap sends in the Avengers to take them down.

The X-Club (unaware of what the Avengers are doing) thinks that some of the ponies might be mutants gen activated after the birth of Hope. Scott is so excited by the prospects of more Mutants (even if they are Ponies) and orders the Extinction Team to investigate.

When the Avengers get to the Pony Village, Red Hulk starts smashing first and asking questions latter. This causes the ponies to immediately retaliate before the rest of the Avengers can asses the situation. When the X-men show up they try to stop the fight but just end up getting caught in the middle of it. The Ponies have seen most of the current X-Men as super villains on TV and start attacking the very people that are trying to protect them.

Doctor Strange senses a Dark presence among the Village and goes off to investigate the house it is coming from. Out of the house walks Twilight Sparkle who has let the reformed Nightmare Moon take a nap at here place since she got shit faced the night before. Doctor Strange just sees Twilight Sparkle and thinks the dark magic is coming from her and attacks. Storm flies in and tries to throw lightning at the Doc, but he goes incorporeal just in time to not get hit. The lightning strikes Twilight Sparkle's beloved dragon instead.

For a second every one is stunned by the innocent little dragon laying on the ground. Twilight Sparkle nudges the little dragon, but he is life less. Her eyes go red and she jumps up and stabs Storm through the hart with her horn. The sky is suddenly covered in dark thunder clouds. With the blood of Storm covering her face, Twilight Sparkle cast a spell that siphons Nightmare Moon's dark magic into her. Doctor Strange tries to cast a binding spell on Twilight Sparkle but she rips through it with her magic unicorn horn. Twilight then uses a magic ground pound with her hoofs. This throws Doctor Strange off balance and he messes up the next spell he was casting. Doctor Strange tries to escape to the astral plane, but just as he is doing so Twilight Sparkle blast him with a beam of pure dark magic. Getting hit with the dark magic while trying to switch dimensions rips Doctor Strange's molecules into a million pieces, scattering them across the universe.

Winner Twilight Sparkle

I can't top this even on my best day.

[sdsichero]

I can't top this even on my best day.

I think you should do a Super Reads for this.

[Cat-Scratch]

THANK YOU JUDE

I'm still here. Hawk set a high bar...

[sdsichero]

I'm still here. Hawk set a high bar...

Jude... slacking again.

[GHERU]

for something tagged with the butthurt logo, this was boring

and, well done proz

[Cat-Scratch]

Jude... slacking again.

Jude's anarchist history lives on.

[prozacman]

Thanks guys