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by **rdrsfn82** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:56 pm

HULK HATE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND JUST WANT DRINK COFFEE IN THE PARK WITH REST OF 99%!

by **misac** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:14 pm

Timbales wrote:If Stark/SHEILD can make a new uniform for Cap and create a Helicarrier, why can't they make pants for the Hulk that won't rip?

The FF don't exist in that universe to invent unstable molecules. :smt102

/sorryforderailingyourderailment'd

by **Timbales** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:15 pm

They only rip from the knee down, I don't see why that would require unstable molecules.

by **Chris** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:16 pm

misac wrote:
The FF don't exist in that universe to invent unstable molecules.

/sorryforderailingyourderailment'd

Too late

by **Rockman** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:20 pm

It's never made sense how hulk's pants rip.

by **Chris** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:22 pm

At least they don't rip in the crotch. That would be awkward.

by **Strict31** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:40 pm

Rockman wrote:It's never made sense how hulk's pants rip.

A dude gets bombarded with gamma rays and instead of dying, transforms into a super-strong monster, and it's his pants that don't make sense?

by **Rockman** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:40 pm

Strict31 wrote:
A dude gets bombarded with gamma rays and instead of dying, transforms into a super-strong monster, and it's his pants that don't make sense?

comic book science tells us how the Hulk works, it doesn't tell us how his pants work.

I know that if I grew like the hulk did they would certainly rip around the waste.

At least the latest film addressed that he actually buys pants several sizes larger to accomodate for just that.

by **Strict31** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:28 am

Rockman wrote:
comic book science tells us how the Hulk works, it doesn't tell us how his pants work.

I know that if I grew like the hulk did they would certainly rip around the waste.

At least the latest film addressed that he actually buys pants several sizes larger to accomodate for just that.

Oh for Jesus.

No, comics don't tell us how the Hulk works, and cannot, because gamma radiation does not function like that. Comic book science just says, "This crazy shit happened, because this ain't the real world, and shut the fuck up, Poindexter." Which is fine because it's suspension of disbelief, right? Now, the thing is, you're willing to suspend your disbelief to accept that gamma radiation can in fact turn a man into a powerhouse with poor impulse control, but his pants...well, fuck those pants because that shit doesn't make sense?

And in the film, he buys goddamn stretchy pants. He even says this.

by **sdsichero** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:07 am

Rockman wrote: know that if I grew like the hulk did they would certainly rip around the waste.

That would be disgusting.

Also probably what happens with Jude.

by **~Alima~** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:18 am

I think there would be more whiny bitches complaining if they didn't rip. Maybe they'll get the ripping right this time in all the right places

by **sdsichero** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:21 am

~Alima~ wrote:I think there would be more whiny bitches complaining if they didn't rip. Maybe they'll get the ripping right this time in all the right places

by **Strict31** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:43 am

~Alima~ wrote:I think there would be more whiny bitches complaining if they didn't rip. Maybe they'll get the ripping right this time in all the right places

Well, now we know why Betty has stayed with him for so long.

by **Rockman** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:09 am

Strict31 wrote:
Oh for Jesus.

No, comics don't tell us how the Hulk works, and cannot, because gamma radiation does not function like that. Comic book science just says, "This crazy shit happened, because this ain't the real world, and shut the fuck up, Poindexter." Which is fine because it's suspension of disbelief, right? Now, the thing is, you're willing to suspend your disbelief to accept that gamma radiation can in fact turn a man into a powerhouse with poor impulse control, but his pants...well, fuck those pants because that shit doesn't make sense?

And in the film, he buys goddamn stretchy pants. He even says this.

comic book science has this long explanatation about pulling matter from the negative zone and all that nonsense. I don't really care about that. I'm just saying that they've gone ahead and provided some bs explanation about the transformation like it makes any sense, but never really anything about the why the pants rip the way they do.

Yeah in the film his buys the biggest stretchy pants he can find, I liked that little wink wink nudge nudge moment.