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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:28 pm

For the week at least. What do I do? What should i do? I get to stay up late and eat whatever I want..which really just means Filet Mignon and Lamb and maybe duck and mushrooms. The first thing i'm doing is cleaning the house then bringing my guitar setup into the living room.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:00 pm

make sure you stay in your underwear at all times. That's very important.

also don't be afraid to have fun in the kitchen.
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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:17 pm

starlord wrote:make sure you stay in your underwear at all times. That's very important.

also don't be afraid to have fun in the kitchen.


sorry man I'm already out of the underwear.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:30 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:sorry man I'm already out of the underwear.


:shock:

be right there! :smt047
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Chris

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Postby Chris » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:32 pm

How do you think Ashley would react if she came home to find you and Yoni in bed?
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Daniel

Great Scott!!!

Postby Daniel » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:35 pm

Eat a lot of meat, beat up kids, do manly stuff! And leave all the cleaning for her to do.
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GLX

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Postby GLX » Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:41 pm

starlord wrote::shock:

be right there! :smt047


In this heat?
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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:22 pm

GLX wrote:In this heat?


utilities are part of my salary. AC is on high all the time.

So far I've eaten tamales taken a dump a bath and read Hack/slash vol 3. Now I will clean and hit the local guitar shop for some new cables and then food shopping.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:31 pm

GLX wrote:In this heat?

it is never too hot to make fudge!
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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:38 pm

thefourthman wrote:it is never too hot to make fudge!


On your chest.
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Starlord

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Postby Starlord » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:45 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:On your chest.


yeah... see... now ya last me. Taking my sandals off and back in my chair.
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thefourthman

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Postby thefourthman » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:53 pm

starlord wrote:yeah... see... now ya last me. Taking my sandals off and back in my chair.

wait, what's wrong with my chest?

*leaves thread feeling rejected*
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guitarsmashley

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Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:59 pm

starlord wrote:yeah... see... now ya last me. Taking my sandals off and back in my chair.


Sorry I was playing to the southern crowd. I will not poo on your chest.

jza1218

Postby jza1218 » Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:11 pm

So who's Ashley cheating on you with for the week?
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Daniel

Great Scott!!!

Postby Daniel » Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:13 pm

jza1218 wrote:So who's Ashley cheating on you with for the week?

You're fiance! SECRET LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS FTW!

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