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Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:42 pm

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I have never seen someone write "get a real job" on a receipt. I've seen bad tipping but not this level of asshole-ness


Sometimes back in the day, I would put the tip underneath an overturned glass of water.
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby US Agent » Tue Feb 28, 2012 5:48 pm

This thread title should be changed to Banker's Tip to Waitress: 20%

/fairness in reporting'd

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Rockman » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:00 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Sometimes back in the day, I would put the tip underneath an overturned glass of water.


My friends used to put the tip inside of a straw then sear the ends shut so she had to cut the money out.

Seriously they just thought it looked cool, I'm not sure that it ever occured to them how annoying that was.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Spidey-Man » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:18 pm

Rockman wrote:
People from my grandparents generation were terrible tippers.


But thats because the tipping was less back then

In the 40s, the etiquette books recommended a 10% tip.

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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Royal Nonesuch » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:23 pm

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My friends used to put the tip inside of a straw then sear the ends shut so she had to cut the money out.

Seriously they just thought it looked cool, I'm not sure that it ever occured to them how annoying that was.


That is incredibly shitty. That money was never received, since no one's going to stop what they're doing to look for money inside of straws. Straws just get thrown out when a table is bussed, so that was money that literally went in the garbage. :smt011
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Re: Banker's Tip To Waitress: "Get A Real Job"

Postby Keb » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:58 am

US Agent wrote:When I was a waiter many moons ago at Applebees in Duluth, MN I often found the worst tippers to be Canadians.

Yeah Canadians suck at leaving tips. I overtip.

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