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by **Allen** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:49 am

CountD wrote:why-how old are you?

My depth perception was atrocious. Anything further out than 30 yards is just flat to me. I'm just now learning how to drive with the problem.

by **Spidey-Man** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:50 am

I'm pretty awesome.

There's virtually nothing basic I can't do.

by **The Juan Percenter** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:51 am

Spiderrob wrote:I'm pretty awesome.

There's virtually nothing basic I can't do.

I am willing to wager that you never learned how to tune the radio dial.

by **MoneyMelon** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:53 am

Spiderrob wrote:I'm pretty awesome.

There's virtually nothing basic I can't do.

That's not what your wife told me...

by **MoneyMelon** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:53 am

milton73 wrote:I am willing to wager that you never learned how to tune the radio dial.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D

by **Spidey-Man** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:55 am

MoneyMelon wrote:That's not what your wife told me...

and I thought she was hanging out with friends Thurs night

by **MoneyMelon** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:56 am

Spiderrob wrote::?

and I thought she was hanging out with friends Thurs night

I just call them "my balls"

by **Spidey-Man** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:57 am

MoneyMelon wrote:I just call them "my balls"

I've punched men for saying less :lol:

You are a sick freak.

by **MoneyMelon** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:59 am

Spiderrob wrote:I've punched men for saying less

You are a sick freak.

*takes a bow*

by **Muppetesque** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:00 pm

milton73 wrote:I am useless in matter of plumbing.

Is this another euphemism like shooting blanks? :p.

Despite being intelligent, I still cannot keep the concepts of right and left in my brain. If I need to give a direction or interpret one, I need to lift my hands and look which one makes the "l".

by **Dragavon** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:07 pm

KillerShrike wrote:A few more:

Never learned to blow a bubble with bubble gum.

Never learned to do that either.

by **Spidey-Man** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:09 pm

MoneyMelon wrote:*takes a bow*

and calling you a nazi went too far :roll:

by **The Juan Percenter** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:12 pm

emmabe wrote:Is this another euphemism like shooting blanks?

I wish. I have three girls under the age of 5 and a wife wanting a fourth. :shock:

by **The Juan Percenter** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:13 pm

I never learned to draw feet.

I am applying for a job at Image Comics as we speak...

by **Dragavon** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:16 pm

milton73 wrote:I never learned to draw feet.

I am applying for a job at Image Comics as we speak...

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