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Postby DeadFett » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:56 pm

TheScantronman wrote:I also cannot drive a stick.

I can use tools, but I'm just not very handy with them.


I, also, cannot drive stick.
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Postby Sgt.Marvel » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:31 pm

I can't ride a bike. :oops:
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Postby False Prophet » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:39 pm

Sgt.Marvel wrote:I can't ride a bike. :oops:


I know a couple of people who can't. I guess it's not that weird.

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Postby Daniel » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:26 pm

Black_Kryptonian wrote:I know a couple of people who can't. I guess it's not that weird.

It just seems like one of those things the vast majority of kids learn to do (if they have one).
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Postby Keb » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:42 pm

Sgt.Marvel wrote:I can't ride a bike. :oops:
My mom can't either. I'm supposed to teach her.

I didn't learn to ride a bike til I was 11.

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Postby Timbales » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:45 pm

I don't know how to start a motorcycle.
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Postby jza1218 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:50 pm

I cant drive either.

And it's not something you learn but living in NY, I'm kind of ashamed I've never been to the Statue of Liberty, Coney Island or the top of the Empire State Building. I never went to the top of the Twin Towers either before they fell and now never will be able to

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Postby McKegan » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:56 pm

Never got the hang of skate boarding.

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Postby Chris » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:57 pm

I've never learned how to not be awesome.
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Postby Chris » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:58 pm

jza1218 wrote:I cant drive either.


Well.. you are asian.
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Postby chap22 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:03 am

how to keep my mouth shut.

how to whistle.

fixing anything on my car beyond pumping gas, checking (not changing) the oil, jump-starting the battery, and/or changing a tire.

and i'm sure there's plenty more...
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Postby chap22 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:06 am

Black_Kryptonian wrote:I don't know how to use Photoshop.


yep, there's another one i can't do. in my defense, i've always beena words/language guy though...art, spatial relationships, shapes, anything like that has never been my thing.
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Postby KingPagla » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:27 am

chap22 wrote:yep, there's another one i can't do. in my defense, i've always beena words/language guy though...art, spatial relationships, shapes, anything like that has never been my thing.
But how is using a fairly complex computer program costing several hundred dollars a basic skill?
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Postby Woody » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:15 pm

MechaKingPagla wrote:But how is using a fairly complex computer program costing several hundred dollars a basic skill?
I was thinking "how does not knowing how to use photoshop stop you from using it? It doesn't stop most the people who use it."

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Postby CountD » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:53 pm

I've learned that whoever smelt it, dealt it.

and whoever denied it, supplied it.

yes, I am 12 :P

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