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Being fat damages sperm.

Postby Dugan » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:12 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7494777.stm

I love this doctors quote, sounds like he's gloating :lol:

We are pleased to be able to add improved semen quality to the long list of benefits that we know are the result of an optimal body weight
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Postby Thunderstorm » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:13 pm

What's with this new bias against overweight people?

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Postby nietoperz » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:15 pm

People get paid for this bollocks.
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Postby lancer_man » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:17 pm

We need to fight this shit by comming up with all the reasons its good to be fat.

#1) ... :?

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Postby Jonathan » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:17 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:What's with this new bias against overweight people?


No shit; I feel like the Gov't is one step away from busting down my door for ordering a Stuffed Crust Pizza.

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Postby b.lumpkin » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:18 pm

To all the fatasses
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Postby Dugan » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:19 pm

lancer_man wrote:We need to fight this shit by comming up with all the reasons its good to be fat.

#1) ... :?


You stay warm in the winter? Or is that just bears?
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Postby tralfaz » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:19 pm

nietoperz wrote:People get paid for this bollocks.

people also get paid to open doors

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Postby nietoperz » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:20 pm

Let's tread carefully here, please.
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Postby Thunderstorm » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:20 pm

Jonathan wrote:No shit; I feel like the Gov't is one step away from busting down my door for ordering a Stuffed Crust Pizza.


Seriously, it's like every week. Fat people are bad for the environment, fat people consume too many resources, fat people have bad sperm.

Honestly, Science has gone retarded. Period. That thing about kids saying 'yuck' to food makes them racist was the last straw for me.
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Postby lancer_man » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:20 pm

Dum Dum Dugan wrote:You stay warm in the winter? Or is that just bears?


Yeah but then you sweat like crazy in the summer.

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Postby Spidey-Man » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:22 pm

Thunderstorm wrote:Seriously, it's like very week. Fat people are bad for the environment, fat people consume too many resources, fat people have bad sperm.

Honestly, Science has gone retarded. Period. That thing about kids saying 'yuck' to food makes them racist was the last straw for me.


But what if they do have bad sperm? Should we lie to be PC? Say its good to be fat? Healthy to be obese?

"It's good for your heart if you're so fat you can't leave your house"

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Postby kingbobb » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:23 pm

Isn't Japan starting to fine people that are overweight?

Maybe if the FDA actually looked into whether something was good for people to eat, instead of just looking at whether it'll immediately kill you, we'd have better food options.

Or maybe, if the government wasn't so occupied with getting reports about how good US students are at taking and passing tests, and was more concerned with teaching actually useful information in school like how the body works, and what constitutes a good basic and tasty diet.
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Postby lancer_man » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:24 pm

Spiderrob wrote:But what if they do have bad sperm? Should we lie to be PC? Say its good to be fat? Healthy to be obese?

"It's good for your heart if you're so fat you can't leave your house"


Ignorance is Bliss. (and so it seems is large amounts of Cookie Dough ice cream.)

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Postby Thunderstorm » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:25 pm

Spiderrob wrote:But what if they do have bad sperm? Should we lie to be PC? Say its good to be fat? Healthy to be obese?

"It's good for your heart if you're so fat you can't leave your house"


Trust me, there's an agenda here. Fat people are going to be charged more in some form or another, just wait for it. Promise you.

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