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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Jubilee » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:12 am

This couldn't effect my enjoyment of the film any less. As a matter of fact he's a great actor so I'd be all for it

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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby outsider » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:13 am

affect = verb
effect = noun

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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Timbales » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:17 am

as long as it isn't Jason Statham

that bitch needs a shave and a throat lozenge
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby outsider » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:23 am

Timbales wrote:as long as it isn't Jason Statham

that bitch needs a shave and a throat lozenge
LOL, I have the Mechanic arriving from Netflix today.

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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Chris » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:34 am

Fuck... Someone check if Thunderstorm has committed suicide yet.
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby LobsterJ » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:48 am

makes more sense than black heimdall.

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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby outsider » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:52 am

LobsterJ wrote:makes more sense than black heimdall.
I see no reason why a white person should have played Heimdall in Marvel's version of Thor. Are white people supposed to be better gateway guardians and peepers?
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Keb » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:16 am

Wouldn't white Shaft basically be a street version of James Bond?

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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby outsider » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:17 am

Keb wrote:Wouldn't white Shaft basically be a street version of James Bond?
James Bond had papers.
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby eltopo » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:22 am

I think the guy that played Magneto in X-men first class would be a good Bond
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Greg » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:27 am

Spidey-Man wrote:
let's make him gay too.


Craig sorta wanted to make this happen in the last film, but people went nuts and the idea was scrapped. Basically he was saying James Bond should be the guy that if he knew he can seduce a guy for information rather than beat him up, he should be able to do it.
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Alchemic_Spider » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:29 am

Sorry but james bond is a character not a code name...to change the character this much is to dramatic. I don't care for Craig as bond either though.

And Michael Fassbender would make a great bond..

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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Timbales » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:46 am

I don't see how replacing one handsome, British actor with another would be considered that drastic of a change. From what I've seen of Elba, he's more than capable of playing all aspects of Bond.
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby DMM » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:50 am

As long as he acts cool and british, then I'm all for it. I like the idea that the monicker "James Bond" is a code name for the spy who takes up the mantle of double o seven.
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Re: Black James Bond ..come the fuck on

Postby Greg » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:51 am

Timbales wrote:I don't see how replacing one handsome, British actor with another would be considered that drastic of a change. From what I've seen of Elba, he's more than capable of playing all aspects of Bond.


Elba can do anything.
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