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Bludnet Official Spammming Thread! Enjoy the Spam!

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S.F. Jude Terror


Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat May 12, 2007 3:33 pm

Don't you know there's a thread just for this? We should hold another contest and make a character out of one of the spammers.
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Mad Hatter

Postby ErickCruz » Sat May 12, 2007 5:35 pm

i got dibs on the name "Dr. Soulinder"
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Outhouse Editor

Postby SuperginraiX » Sun May 13, 2007 6:13 am

Well, I've seen one or two before, but this will be the coolest ever.

It's just too bad that we can't move other soliciting spam threads INTO this one.

And as far as interesting spam:

There are many kinds of vampires. Indeed, it is said that there are as many kinds of vampires as there are types of disease (which presumably means that some are virulent and deadly, and others just make you walk in a funny way and avoid fruit). And they're not just human (if vampires are human). All along the Ramtops may be found the belief that any apparently innocent tool, be it hammer or saw, will seek blood if left unused for more that three years. In Ghat they believe in vampire watermelons, although folklore is silent about what they believe about vampire watermelons. Possibly they suck back.

Two things have traditionally puzzled vampire researchers. One is: why do vampires have so much power? Vampires're so easy to kill, they point out. There are dozens of ways to dispatch them, quite apart from the stake through the heart, which also works on normal people, so if you have any stakes left over you don't have to waste them. Classically, they spent the day in some coffin somewhere, with no guard other than an elderly hunchback who doesn't look all that spry and should succumb to quite a small mob. Yet just one can keep a swhole community in a state of sullen obedience...

The other puzzle is: why are vampires always so stupid? As if wearing evening dress all day wasn't an undead giveaway, why do they choose to lve in old castles which offer so much in the way of ways to defeat a vampire, like easily torn curtains and wall decorations that can readily be twisted into a religious symbol? Do they really think that spelling their name backward fools anyone?

Carpe Jugulum
Terry Pratchet
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Postby fallentaco » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:43 am

There is a thread, ,for this...

sigh, spammers, what can you expect, i mean we have a porno thread AND a spam thread...please, if your going to spam spam in the designated areas, thank you for your time.

Here at Bludnet we appreciate you bots choosing use as a place to try and sell your shitty product, come again :)
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Outhouse Editor

Postby SuperginraiX » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:59 pm

I can fix this! ;)
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rubber spoon

Postby spidertour02 » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:49 am

Wow, this board is official now! We have bots! :D
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Doc Jon

Rain Partier

Postby Doc Jon » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:30 pm

Fallen: Funniest thing I've read today.:D
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Postby fallentaco » Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:04 pm

thank you :)

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