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Cage Matches (It's been a long time)

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Postby Severed Djed » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:04 pm

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Brock Student ID card
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary
6. double-sided tape
7. Mastercard bill
8. Futon couch
9. Round floor rug
10. Oreo cookie package
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Wayne Gretzky
14. One Armed Scissor
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend

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Postby Keb » Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:32 pm

1. Dick Diver
2. Brock Student ID card
3. TJ Ford bobblehead
4. Philips right stereo speaker
5. dirty beer glass
6. The Eagles (band)
7. Scion car
8. Burberry Brit for Men cologne
9. Round floor rug
10. Emanuelle Chriqui
11. [Defensive Insensitive Conservative Know-it-all]'s hair
12. Manulife Financial
13. Wayne Gretzky
14. One Armed Scissor
15. emo haircut
16. your imaginary friend

I'll let this stay for a day then tally it up on Tuesday.
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Postby Starlord » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:26 pm

I'm still not sure what we're voting on here, but it's fun. :)
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Re: Cage Matches (It's been a long time)

Postby Thunderstorm » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:36 pm

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Orson Scott Card - I don't know this guy, but I don't need a student ID.
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. dirty beer glass - I can already say mother fucker a lot.
6. The Eagles (band)
7. Scion car
8. Futon couch
9. Whitby, Ontario
10. Oreo cookie package
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Christmas card envelope
14. Canteloupe
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. dirty laundry hamper

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Postby Starlord » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:44 pm

you didn't choose Dick Diver??? :o

I'm contacting the main headquarters. :P
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Postby Thunderstorm » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:56 pm

starlord wrote:you didn't choose Dick Diver??? :o

I'm contacting the main headquarters. :P


I already have one of those, and a couple on standby in case of emergency. An MP3 player AND a Phone? I don't have that. I'm still waiting on an MP3 player I like to come out... I'm the last person alive without one because I'm too picky.

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Postby Max » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:34 pm

1. Dick Diver (naturally...)
2. Brock Student ID card (hey claud....er um keb...)
3. Factory Records (word to your mother)
4. Spain (not much of a contest is it? shouldn't there be some sort of weight class?
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary (clean up your fucking room)
6. The Eagles (because we are all just prisoners here)
7. Mastercard bill (Scion keb, really... Scion?...?...?)
8. Futon (Burberry blah)
9. Round floor rug (nothing good happens in Whitby)
10. Oreo cookie package
11. shoe polish (shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather)
12. USB cable
13. Wayne Gretzky (he is afterall the great one)
14. One Armed Scissor (oh yeah omar)
15. Kinder surprise toy (deutschland chocolate uber alles)
16. your imaginary friend (sally wouldn't appreciate the unflattering comparison)
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Postby Keb » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:41 pm

starlord wrote:you didn't choose Dick Diver??? :o

I'm contacting the main headquarters. :P
Just so's you guys are aware, Dick Diver is a straight guy, into threesomes with rich blondes.

And there's no real point to cage matches, they're just fun
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Postby Starlord » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:44 pm

Keb wrote:Just so's you guys are aware, Dick Diver is a straight guy, into threesomes with rich blondes.



Hey! Do I go around trying to destroy your fantasies! :evil:


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Postby Keb » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:55 pm

Fitz just groaned from his grave! :P
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Postby Thunderstorm » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:35 am

starlord wrote:Hey! Do I go around trying to destroy your fantasies! :evil:


:P


Don't worry, once the Olympic Committee makes Dick Diving an official sport, we'll both be on the Wheaties Box in no time!

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Postby Starlord » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:41 am

Thunderstorm wrote:Don't worry, once the Olympic Committee makes Dick Diving an official sport, we'll both be on the Wheaties Box in no time!


hahahahaha. First there was Mark Spitz, now comes Brian Swallows. :P
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Postby Lord Simian » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:44 am

starlord wrote:hahahahaha. First there was Mark Spitz, now comes Brian Swallows. :P


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Postby Starlord » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:50 am

I blush. Thank you, thank you! :-D
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Postby misac » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:44 am

Hope I'm not to late.

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Orson Scott Card
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary (I like dictionaries)
6. double-sided tape (I just used some to hang pictures on my new calander)
7. Scion car
8. Futon couch
9. Round floor rug (I like symmetrical things)
10. Emanuelle Chriqui (I’’m guessing she’s hot)
2. 11. shoe polish
12. USB cable (how else am I gonna download my music)
13. Wayne Gretzky
14. Canteloupe (this was the toughest one for me)
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. dirty laundry hamper
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