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Cage Matches (It's been a long time)

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Keb

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Postby Keb » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:19 am

and I'm bored so...
This is where random objects in my head and bedroom collide in do or die cage matches were you decide who wins and loses (it's one or the other) and I figured I'd do this because we have a bunch of new people. Anyways here are all thirty-two contestants and the first round match-ups (google it if you don't know what it is):

1. Samsung MP3 phone vs. Dick Diver
2. Orson Scott Card vs. Brock Student ID card
3. Factory Records vs. TJ Ford bobblehead
4. Philips right stereo speaker vs. Spain
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary vs. dirty beer glass
6. double-sided tape vs. The Eagles (band)
7. Scion car vs. Mastercard bill
8. Futon couch vs. Burberry Brit for Men cologne
9. Round floor rug vs. Whitby, Ontario
10. Emanuelle Chriqui vs. Oreo cookie package
11. Stephen Harper's hair vs. shoe polish
12. USB cable vs. Manulife Financial
13. Christmas card envelope vs. Wayne Gretzky
14. One Armed Scissor vs. Canteloupe
15. Kinder surprise toy vs. emo haircut
16. your imaginary friend vs. dirty laundry hamper
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:29 am

I'm actually afraid to ask, but.... what's a "Dick Diver"?

And please, don't say Starlord. ;)
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L Independant

25 To Life

Postby L Independant » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:30 am

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Brock Student ID card
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. dirty beer glass
6. double-sided tape
7. Mastercard bill
8. Futon couch
9. Whitby, Ontario
10. Emanuelle Chriqui
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Christmas card envelope
14. Canteloupe
15. emo haircut
16. dirty laundry hamper
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Starlord

Outhouse Editor

Postby Starlord » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:18 am

Lord Simian wrote:I'm actually afraid to ask, but.... what's a "Dick Diver"?

And please, don't say Starlord. ;)


what did I ever do to deserve this reputation! :evil:

oh yea... :oops: :P
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:27 am

starlord wrote:what did I ever do to deserve this reputation! :evil:

oh yea... :oops: :P


Oh, you know we love you! ;)
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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:32 am

Lord Simian wrote:I'm actually afraid to ask, but.... what's a "Dick Diver"?

And please, don't say Starlord. ;)

That made me chuckle out loud :-D
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nietoperz

The Goddamn Bat-min

Postby nietoperz » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:37 am

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Brock Student ID card
3. Factory Records
4. Philips right stereo speaker
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary
6. double-sided tape
7. Scion car
8. Futon couch
9. Whitby, Ontario
10. Oreo cookie package
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Christmas card envelope
14. One Armed Scissor
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:53 am

MoneyMelon wrote:That made me chuckle out loud :-D


Image

Wing-O!
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MoneyMelon

Chief Yankee Wanker

Postby MoneyMelon » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:54 am

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Brock Student ID card
3. TJ Ford bobblehead
4. Spain
5. dirty beer glass
6. double-sided tape
7. Mastercard bill
8. Futon couch
9. Round floor rug
10. Oreo cookie package
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Wayne Gretzky
14. Canteloupe
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:57 am

1. Dick Diver
2. Brock Student ID card
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. dirty beer glass
6. The Eagles (band)
7. Mastercard bill
8. Futon couch
9. Round floor rug
10. Emanuelle Chriqui
11. [Defensive Insensitive Conservative Know-it-all]'s hair
12. USB cable
13. Wayne Gretzky
14. Canteloupe
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend
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Starlord

Outhouse Editor

Postby Starlord » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:13 am

yeah, I can feel the love. :-D


1. Dick Diver
2. Brock Student ID card
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary
6. The Eagles (band)
7. Mastercard bill
8. Futon couch
9. Round floor rug
10. Oreo cookie package
11. [Defensive Insensitive Conservative Know-it-all]'s hair
12. Manulife Financial
13. Christmas card envelope
14. Canteloupe
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend
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Keb

<( ' . ' )>

Postby Keb » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:04 am

Lord Simian wrote:I'm actually afraid to ask, but.... what's a "Dick Diver"?

And please, don't say Starlord. ;)
The main male character in F. Scott Fitzgerald's Tender is the Night.

I get a kick out of that name, especially when my prof says it.
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DeadFett

Outhouse Editor

Postby DeadFett » Sun Dec 30, 2007 4:15 am

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Orson Scott Card
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary
6. double-sided tape
7. Scion car
8. Futon couch
9. Round floor rug
10. Oreo cookie package
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Wayne Gretzky
14. One Armed Scissor
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend
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Jonathan

Expert Post Whore

Postby Jonathan » Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:24 am

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Brock Student ID card
3. TJ Ford bobblehead
4. Spain
5. dirty beer glass
6. double-sided tape
7. Mastercard bill
8. Futon couch
9. Round floor rug
10. Oreo cookie package
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Wayne Gretzky
14. Canteloupe
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend

I'll go with these answers here.... ;-)
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KingPagla

WTF is this rank?

Postby KingPagla » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:33 am

1. Samsung MP3 phone
2. Brock Student ID card
3. Factory Records
4. Spain
5. Samuel Johnson's dictionary
6. The Eagles (band)
7. Scion car
8. Futon couch
9. Whitby, Ontario
10. Emanuelle Chriqui
11. shoe polish
12. USB cable
13. Christmas card envelope
14. Canteloupe
15. Kinder surprise toy
16. your imaginary friend

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